Mac Quotes: “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” the acclaimed American sitcom, has been gracing our television screens since 2005 with its unique blend of humor and satire. Among its most loved characters is Mac, portrayed by Rob McElhenney, whose distinctive, often absurd outlook on life has made him a fan-favorite. Let’s delve into some of his most memorable quotes and what they reveal about his complex character.
Mac Quotes
- “I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.”
- “Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”
- “Dude, do you have a boner right now?”
- “Just to be clear, I did not create this game to get you two to fall in love. I created this game to prove how much better I am than you.”
- “What’s the action? No, I’m asking. What is it? Is it sexual?”
- “Fight Milk! The first alcoholic dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards!”
- “I’ll tell you what buddy, how about I take your wife upstairs and show her what it’s like to be deep inside a really big house.”
- “Look, let’s just say for a second that I was not a man, let’s just say that I was a woman. If I was a woman then I would be allowed to go in there.”
- “You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU B*TCH!”
- “We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids.”
- “I was gonna put the song in there, but I can’t really write, nor read for that matter.”
- “Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”
- “I browned out that evening.”
- “I don’t appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.”
- “I think we’re all missing the bigger issue here: that a giant bird tried to fly off with Charlie.”
