How I Met Your Father Quotes: The hit sitcom How I Met Your Mother came to an end in 2014, but its legacy lives on in the form of its spinoff, How I Met Your Father. The new show, which premiered on Hulu in January 2022, follows a new group of friends in New York City as they navigate the world of dating and relationships in the age of dating apps.
How I Met Your Father Quotes
1- “Normal work hours are so random.” – Sophie
2- “She’s putting herself out there so you need to put yourself is in there.” – Valentina
3- “She sent you a sex toy. And not just any sex toy, that is the Birkin bag of sex toys.” – Valentina
4- “Backpack hummus says that I’m prepared, frugal, and health-conscious.” – Jesse
5- “You can always spend your Friday nights with Postmates and Pornhub.” – Ellen
6- “The cat that I rescued from a shelter and I named Girl. So I could call her Jesse’s Girl”. – Jesse
7- “OMG those Jersey bagels are just little sh!t circles, aren’t they?” – Charlie
8- “I’m not scared of being alone, I’m scared of being with the wrong person.” – Sophie
9- “I only want to do what I want, when I want, how I want. “ – Valentina
10- “It’s my comfort song. It works for everything. Remember when the dry cleaner shrunk my sweater?” – Sophie
11- “I’m not looking for a perfect match, I’m looking for someone who makes me laugh.” – Jesse

12- “The only thing magical about Sophie’s life is that she even believes in love at all.” – Valentina
13- “I can’t believe I’m getting engaged and seeing Beyonce!” – Hannah
14- “This is Charlie, sorta a pervert, but in a good way.” – Valentina
15- “Hey, a lifetime with me is better than a night with Beyonce”. – Sid
16- “Sophie be a dear and choke me out with this charging chord, ok?” -Jesse
17- “The best way to find love is to stop looking for it.” – Ellen
18- “Good cause I want to tell you the story of how I met your father.” – Mom
19- “The best relationships are the ones that make you a better person.” – Charlie