Murderville Quotes: Murderville focuses on the adventures of Terry, an eccentric detective who tries to solve a murder with a different guest star in each episode.
Murderville Quotes
1- “Well, I’ve got to level with you, seamus…My name is ‘fancy’ clancy o’malley, and this is my best mate liam neeson.” -Terry
2- “And this is victor ‘boomboom’ santiago, and he is a bad dude.” -Terry
3- “My name is johnny. Maplecock. I’m commonly known as ‘the pancake king’ of the tristate area.” -Annie
4- “Okay, I hate kindergarten. It’s making me sleepy, I feel like I’m going to cry.” -Terry
5- “I need you to walk as ugly as possible.” -Terry
6- “I mean, did I just turn seven years old? Because you hired a goddamn clown!” -Terry
7- “In the future, you can look like whoever you want. And you wanted to look like a middle-aged Korean-American doctor.”
8- “I already got myself a partner. It’s called “my gun.””
9- “There’s an ancient saying: Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation, there is sure to be failure. I always remember that quote because of how stupid it is.”
10- “Sharon, whose side are you on? Are you on my side? Or are you on the side of science?”
11- “I have been hand selected for a very lucrative business opportunity. Selling a revolutionary health shake: Science Living Ultimate Dietary Gold, a.k.a. SLUDG.”
12- “Life is all about self improvement. If you’re not getting better, you are getting dead-er.”
13- “Hope whoever discovers them is in the mood for dessert, cause they’re going to find a couple of cop-sicles.”
14- “Another day of solving murders and dropping hints to my ex-wife that I want her back. Or as we like to call it in the murder business, Thursday.”
15- “The number one thing you always do is check the mouth for murder notes.”
16- “There was no time for chit chat. We had a dead body to stare at, and walk around.”
17- “Here in the big city, when the sun goes down, the freaks come out. And I was ready to get my freak on.”
18- “As long as the sun rises, as long as I walk this Earth, as long as I draw breath, I will avenge you.”
19- “It was time for Conan to take off his training diaper and start pooping his pants like a big boy.”
20- “This ginger monstrosity is the biggest mistake in the history of city homicide.”
