BoJack Horseman, the animated series known for its blend of humor, heartbreak, and profound insights, is replete with memorable quotes about love and life. Here are some of the show’s most impactful quotes that reflect its sad, funny, and deep themes
“BoJack Horseman,” the animated series that captured hearts around the world, masterfully weaves a tapestry of emotions through its poignant quotes about love and life. Amidst the laughter and absurdity, the show confronts the raw realities of existence. BoJack Horseman’s journey is a profound exploration of the human experience, delving into themes of loneliness, addiction, and the struggle for self-worth. The sad quotes reflect the characters’ vulnerability, exposing their inner turmoil and the weight of their past mistakes. Yet, amidst the tears, the humor shines bright, providing a respite from the darkness.
Here we have Bojack Horseman Quotes. BoJack Horseman follows the life of BoJack, one of the most famous television faces of the 90s.
Bojack Horseman Quotes
‘“He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you’re not.” – Herb Kazzaz’,
‘“I don’t understand how people live.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Settle. Because otherwise, you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You have to be careful, because if you spend a lot of time with stories, you start to believe that life is just stories, and it’s not.” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You are a horrible person, and you, not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts.” – Herb Kazzaz’,
‘“I got into this business because I love stories. They comfort us, they inspire us, they create a context for how we experience the world.” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“My darling mother gave the eulogy. My entire life, I never heard her say a kind word to, or about my father, but at his funeral, she said, ‘My husband is dead, and everything is worse now.’” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Don’t throw your dreams away for this child.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Life is life, and that’s so sad because there’s so little time and what are we doing with it?” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep.” – Sextina Aquafina’,
‘“I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul, because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.” – Sextina Aquafina’,
‘“Don’t let that man poison your life the way he did mine.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘ “Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.” – Todd Chavez’,
‘“You’ll meet a man—a good man—and you’ll have a family, but please, believe me, you don’t want this. Please, Henrietta, you have to believe me. Please, don’t do what I did.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“When I was a kid, I used to watch you on TV, and you know I didn’t have the best family.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“I didn’t come from such a great home, but one day, I started running, and that seemed to make sense, so then I just kept running.” – Secretariat’,
‘“I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Man, I really regret buying those muffins and then eating them all on the drive home.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Your girlfriend has a stripper name.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being!” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Sweetie, you know I support you, whatever you want to do; but you’re not gonna find what you’re looking for in these awful made-up places.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“BoJack, I’m gonna level with you, honey. This whole you hating the troops thing is not great.” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“All I learned about being good, I learned from TV.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You were born broken, that’s your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends; but that won’t make you whole.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“You know, sometimes, I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“You’re BoJack Horseman. There’s no cure for that.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “You are going to finish your schooling and become a nurse.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘There are people in your life who are gonna try to hold you back, slow you down; but you don’t let them.” – Secretariat’,
‘“There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.” – Secretariat’,
‘“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I’m gonna say, ‘Hello. I am BoJack Horseman. Obviously, you know who I am, because I’m very famous, and also because we called ahead. And I am here because I need help.’” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Don’t you stop running and don’t you ever look behind you.” – Secretariat’,
‘“The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die.” – Henry Winkler’,
‘“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“I don’t hate the troops, I just hate one specific troop. I don’t even hate him, I just think he’s wrong about the muffins.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“In TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “It’s not just you, you know. Your father and I, we, well, you come by it, honestly—the ugliness inside you.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘ “I have half a mind.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce’,
‘“That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“It’s not you, you tell yourself, it’s that bad thing you did.” – The Closer’,
‘“Do you often keep people at arm’s length? Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?” – The Closer’,
‘“I guess in human terms it would be—he’s all talk, no shooting you with an assault rifle.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“It doesn’t matter where you are. It’s who you are, that’s not gonna change whether you’re in California or Maine or New Mexico. You know, you can’t escape you.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “BoJack, when I was your age, I got sad. A lot.” – Secretariat’,
‘“BoJack, when you get sad, you run straight ahead and you keep running forward, no matter what.” – Secretariat’,
‘“Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.” – Fuzzy Whiskers’,
‘“It’s made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It’s like the happiness or the Munich Olympics—it doesn’t exist in the real world.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way.” – Fuzzy Whiskers’,
‘“Things weren’t that great for me. But, for half an hour, every week, I got to watch this show about four people who had nobody, who came together and became a family, and for half an hour, every week, I had a home, and it helped me survive.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“It’s not about being happy—that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself, ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“Why would you ever make things easy for me when instead you could make things incredibly difficult?” – Princess Carolyn’,
‘“I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it.” – Fuzzy Whiskers’,
‘“I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I don’t think they exist.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“Everybody deserves to be loved.” – Mr. Peanutbutter’,
‘“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “I just wanted to tell you that I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be, and I’m sorry.” – Beatrice Horseman’,
‘“You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you.” – The Closer’,
‘ “Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“Do you ever get the feeling that to know you more is to love you less?” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“I’m sorry I got you fired, I’m sorry I never called you after.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day—that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.” – Jogging Baboon’,
‘“You turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.” – Todd Chavez’,
‘ “Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“That’s the problem. Because he’s so nice, people don’t want to think he’s capable of awful things, so they let him off the hook.” – Diane Nguyen’,
‘“I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person. Tell me that I’m good.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘ “But this is it; the deed is done. Silence drowns the sound. Before I leaped, I should have seen the view from halfway down.” – Secretariat’,
‘No one watches the show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.” – Herb Kazzaz’,
‘“I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.” – BoJack Horseman’,
‘“There are some people you can’t save. ‘Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.” – Ana Spanakopita’,
Bojack Horseman Sad Quotes:
- “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it!’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman
- “You know, it’s funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
- “You’re responsible for your own happiness. You know that, right?” – Princess Carolyn
Funny Quotes:
- “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make.” – Todd Chavez (sarcastically)
- “I don’t understand anything about my life. Like, how I got here or how this show got so popular.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
- “Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.” – Wanda Pierce
Bojack Horseman Deep Quotes:
- “It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day, that’s the hard part.” – Jogging Baboon
- “I guess when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
- “It’s so strange that memories can be so imperfect, that they change the more you think about them.” – Diane Nguyen
Bojack Horseman Quotes about Love:
- “You know, it’s funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
- “It’s so strange how much we know about each other and how little we know about each other.” – Diane Nguyen
- “When you get sad, you run straight ahead and keep running forward, no matter what. There are people in your life who are gonna try to hold you back, slow you down, but you don’t let them. Don’t you stop running and don’t you ever look behind you. There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.” – Secretariat (Note: Secretariat is a fictional character in the show, but this quote has a significant impact on BoJack’s life.)
