Looking for the best Spike quotes from the iconic TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Look no further! We have curated a collection of the top 24 Spike quotes that capture his wit, charm, and complex character. From his sarcastic one-liners to his heartfelt moments, these quotes will remind you why Spike remains one of the most beloved characters in the Buffyverse. Dive into this compilation and relive the brilliance of Spike’s words!
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Spike Quotes
1- “She wouldn’t even kill me. She just left. She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I’d gone soft – wasn’t demon enough for the likes of her.” – Spike
2- “With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it’s a wonder that there’s room for my brain.” – Spike
3- “Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.” – Spike
4- “Love isn’t brains, children. It’s blood. Blood screamin’ inside you to work its will.” – Spike
5- “I may be love’s bitch but at least I’m man enough to admit it” – Spike
6- “Life’s not a song. Life isn’t bliss. Life is just this. Its living. You’ll get along. The pain that you feel. You only can heal by living” – Spike
7- “Is everyone here very stoned?” – Spike
8- “Sodding Blimey Shagging Knickers Bollocks oh God I’m English” – Spike
9- “When I say I love you it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you and it has nothing to do with me. I have seen your kindness and your Strength I’ve seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are ” – Spike
10- “Oh please, if every vampire who says he was at the crucifixion was actually there it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.” – Spike
11- “Oh I am sorry I didn’t care” – Spike
12- “Oh I am sorry baby I am a bad rude man” – Spike
13- “Do you have any Idea what I’m capable of?” – Spike
14- “What can I tell you baby I’ve always been bad” – Spike
15- “Out for a walk… bitch.”
16- “Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will.”
17- “I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
18- “You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love till it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends.”
19- “We like to talk big… vampires do. ‘I’m going to destroy the world.’ That’s just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs.”
20- “You’re not even a little curious? It’s the funniest thing. Suddenly, I’m above the law.”
21- “I’m not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try.”
22- “I just can’t take all this singing and chumming around. You’re giving me a bloody headache.”
23- “I may be evil, but I’m not stupid.”
24- “If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would’ve been like Woodstock.”
