Discover the top 20 quotes from Claire Dunphy, the beloved and humorous character from the hit TV show. Dive into her witty and relatable quotes that are sure to inspire and entertain. Perfect for fans of the show or anyone in need of a good laugh.
Claire Dunphy Quotes: Hello Modern Family fans we listed best Claire Dunphy from the show
Claire Dunphy Quotes
1. “We make a good team.” -Claire Dunphy
2. “Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?” –Claire Dunphy
3. “Mitchell! Just because mom is dead doesn’t mean she was a saint!” –Claire Dunphy
4. Luke: Why does Alex get a care package and not me?
Claire: You live in a care packag –Claire Dunphy
5. Phil: Trust me I’m cool as a cucumber. Something about the coat just knows what my body needs.
Claire: You’re sweating like a heroin addict. –Claire Dunphy
6. Claire: You know Luke has failed that driver’s test twice now right? –Claire Dunphy
Mitchell: My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash. I’m feeling very comfortable with my decision.
7. Phil: It’s time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really? –Claire Dunphy
8. “I couldn’t be more relaxed if I was in a coma.” –Claire Dunphy
9. Claire: Phil, honey, when I’m not home I need you to be present and keep track of everyone. –Claire Dunphy
Phil: Sounds good. Love you too.
10. Phil: Happy Valentine’s Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I’m gross and sweaty from running. –Claire Dunphy
11. Claire: We are having fun. –Claire Dunphy
Mitchell: You are. I’m just doing what you’re making me do
12. “Sweetheart you’ve had 2 boyfriends in 30 seconds, that’s practically Haley’s record!” –Claire Dunphy
13. Claire: Welcome to the insane asylum of from hell! –Claire Dunphy
Phil: That’s what it feels like.
14. “I think I just broke a nail on a turtle.” –Claire Dunphy
15. “I don’t know whether or not to be angry or impressed.” –Claire Dunphy
16. “I am my father’s daughter, and sorta his son.” –Claire Dunphy
17. “Now there are pushy obnoxious moms, who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another…we mean well.” –Claire Dunphy
18.”Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?” –Claire Dunphy
19. “Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.” –Claire Dunphy
20. “Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly, I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.” –Claire Dunphy
