Discover the most iconic and hilarious Rick Sanchez quotes from the hit animated series, Rick and Morty. Dive into the mind-bending world of this eccentric and unpredictable character as he delivers his best one-liners, philosophical musings, and dark humor. Laugh out loud and reminisce about your favorite moments with this compilation of the top 20 Rick Sanchez quotes.
Rick Sanchez Quotes
1- “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”
2- “Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.”
3- “We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.”
4- “Don’t do it guys! The casualties would be in the brazillions. Cause you’re Brazilian? It’s a threat and a pun! Nobody gets me.”
5- “Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets”
6- “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”
7- “You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”
8- “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it.”
9- “Wubba lubba dub dub! “
10 – “Oh, unbelievable. We got a bunch of… computer people here, with their faces stuffed in computer screens. Do you guys realize christ was born today? Jesus christ our savior was born today! A-a-are you people even human?”
11- ” It’s like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.”
12- “Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?”
13- “I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?”
14- “I’ll tell you how I feel about school, jerry: it’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.’ then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.”
15- “I’m sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.”
16- “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”
17- “It’s a device morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people’s dreams morty. It’s just like that movie that you keep crowing about”
18- “Sometimes science is more art than science.”
19- “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science”
20 “There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.”
