Ted Lasso tells the story of a man hired to manage an American football team. Ted Lasso is hired to coach an American football team. However, Lasso has no football coaching experience. Although Ted Lossu has no coaching experience, he does his best to make the team successful. We listed besTed Lasso Quotes from Apple Tv Here are Ted Lasso season 1 and season 2 quotes
1- “Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus.” – Ted Lasso
2- “I believe in hope. I believe in believe.” – Ted Lasso
3- “You know, I always thought that tea was going to taste like hot brown water, and you know what? I was right. It’s horrible. ” – Ted Lasso
4- “I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside. ” – Ted Lasso
5- “If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.” – Ted Lasso
6- “You know what the happiest animal in the world is? It’s a goldfish. It’s got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish! ” – Ted Lasso
7- “All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.” – Ted Lasso
8- “How do you take your tea?”Ted: “Well, normally right back to the counter because there’s been a terrible mistake.” – Ted Lasso
9- “Coach. Football is life.” – Ted Lasso
10- “That right there, that’s a scone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.” – Ted Lasso
11- “When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece.”
12- “Early drinkin’ means quick drunken. ” – Ted Lasso
13- “Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.” – Ted Lasso
14-“Don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.” – Ted Lasso
15- “You about blew my brain out with those beautiful breasts of yours.” – Ted Lasso
16- “I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don’t believe in themselves.” – Ted Lasso
17- “For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.” – Ted Lasso
18- “That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.” – Ted Lasso
19- “I always figured that tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible. No, thank you.” – Ted Lasso
20- “If we see each other in our dreams, let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know eachother.” – Ted Lasso
