Looking for the best Chandler Bing quotes from the hit TV show Friends? Look no further! We have curated a list of the top 21 hilarious and memorable quotes from everyone’s favorite sarcastic character, Chandler Bing. From his witty one-liners to his iconic catchphrases, these quotes are sure to make you laugh and reminisce about the beloved sitcom. Get ready to relive the magic of Friends with these timeless Chandler Bing quotes.
Chandler Bing Quotes
1- “If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing. You know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So, I figure I’ll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know? Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. ‘Run away from Crazy Snake Man,’ they’ll shout” – Chandler Bing
2- “Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of … my father in fishnet stockings.” – Chandler Bing
3- “I am not “blah”! I’m a hoot.” – Chandler Bing
4- “Oh, yeah, I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times” – Chandler Bing
5- “Should I use my invisibility to fight crime, or for evil?” – Chandler Bing
6- “It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.” – Chandler Bing
7- “Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!” – Chandler Bing
8- “She’s right. If I were a guy. Did I just say, “If I were a guy”?” – Chandler Bing
9- ” Up until 25 I thought the only repsponse to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh crap’.” – Chandler Bing
10- “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler Bing
11- “When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.” – Chandler Bing
12- “I’m funny right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.” – Chandler Bing
13- “I say more dumb thingx before 9 AM than most people say all day.” – Chandler Bing
14- “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Chandler Bing
15- “What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?” – Chandler Bing
16- “I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment.” – Chandler Bing
17- “We swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sound good?” – Chandler Bing
18- “In my next life I’m coming back as a toilet brush.” – Chandler Bing
19- “I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.” – Chandler Bing
20- “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
21- “You have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!” – Chandler Bing
