Looking for a laugh? Look no further! Get ready to chuckle with the best 22 Kath and Kim quotes. From their hilarious antics to their iconic catchphrases, Kath and Kim never fail to entertain. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or new to the series, these quotes will have you in stitches. Discover the wit and humor of this beloved Australian comedy duo. Laugh your way through the day with these side-splitting one-liners from Kath and Kim.
Kath and Kim Quotes
“Look, I just feel I have so many options, R.E: the venue at the moment; you know Ive got Big Jugs on one hand, Ive got Dirty Nellys on the other, and now Ive got King Henry VIII constantly on my back! .” – Kath
“Well, its air evidently, Kimmy. You eat air for two weeks, and then red meat for two weeks, so it all balances out! .” – Kath
“Oh no Kim, monogamy’s very old fashioned. You just want a veneer of monogamy.That’s all people care about these days” – Kath
“You think Brett is the bees knees. Well let me tell you, mum, bees knees are hard to live with 24/7! .” -Kim
I’m not saying it’s you that looks bad; it’s your dress that makes you look like a frump. – Sharon
“Bloody Bolton bitches!” -Kim
“You think Brett is the bee’s knees. Well let me tell you, mum, bee’s knees are hard to live with 24/7!” -Kim
“I like to keep myself trim, Kim. Does it make me a crim to keep myself trim?” -Kim
“The best latte in town is less than 30 mins power walk at the award winning Croutons on the Bay. Talk about convenience!” – Kath
“I just want to look groovy” – Sharon
“Oh nooo, I’m gonna be good. Just an artichooorke & a diet cooooorke.”
“You know your beeswax? Why don’t you mind it?” – Kath
“Kel and I have decided to make our beautiful and sensual relationship a mere formality.” – Kath
“Flowers aren’t a present Brett, they’re a garnish” – Kath
“Brett, I’m gonna make you your favourite meal tonight – rack off lamb.” – Kath
“I am high maintenance, but I think you gotta be. I’m proud of my home, ditto myself….” – Kath
“You’re the wings beneath my wind.” – Kath
“You look like a fashion victim, Kim.” – Sharon
“You know it’s really good you called me today, I was flat out killing time at home” – Sharon
