Discover the best 26 Sue Sylvester quotes that will make you laugh, think, and maybe even cringe a little. From witty one-liners to ruthless comebacks, Sue Sylvester’s iconic lines will leave a lasting impression. Whether you’re a die-hard Glee fan or just looking for some entertainment, this collection of quotes is a must-read. Get ready to relive the hilarity, sarcasm, and unique perspective of one of television’s most memorable characters. Step into Sue Sylvester’s world and prepare to be entertained.
Best Glee Sue Sylvester Quotes
“My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That’s a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.” – Sue Sylvester
“First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn’t it?” – Sue Sylvester
“This is America, we speak English here.” – Sue Sylvester
“No matter how talentless, misshapen, ugly, miserable, or sexually ambiguous you are, [glee] will still love you unconditionally.” – Sue Sylvester
“The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.” – Sue Sylvester
“I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.” – Sue Sylvester
“Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.” – Sue Sylvester
“I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.” – Sue Sylvester
“You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.” – Sue Sylvester
“Never let anything distract you from winning.” – Sue Sylvester
“All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties” – Sue Sylvester
“I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion” – Sue Sylvester
“‘m engorged with venom, and triumph.” – Sue Sylvester
“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” – Sue Sylvester
“Madonna is the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.” – Sue Sylvester
“What you call insanity, I call inspiration” – Sue Sylvester
“I want it to look like Elvis’ gold record room at Graceland, except I’ll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.” – Sue Sylvester
“Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.” – Sue Sylvester
“I’m secretly hoping it’s a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.” – Sue Sylvester
“I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair.” – Sue Sylvester
“Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, no matter how comforting, is cruel.” – Sue Sylvester
“Children must know fear. Without it, they’ll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.” – Sue Sylvester
“You’re a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.” – Sue Sylvester
“Truth is, journal, I’m attracted to men. Sure, I can’t stand watching them eat or talk, but when it comes to getting sexy, this gal’s got a hole in her heart that only a fella can fill.” – Sue Sylvester
“It’s in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it’s in Porcelain’s DNA to poop rainbow glitter” – Sue Sylvester
“Your resentment is delicious.” – Sue Sylvester
