Discover the best 28 Tina Belcher quotes from the popular animated sitcom Bob’s Burgers. Tina’s witty, awkward, and hilarious one-liners are sure to have you laughing out loud. Dive into Tina’s world of quirky humor and relatable moments with this collection of her most memorable quotes. Whether you’re a fan of Bob’s Burgers or just love a good laugh, these Tina Belcher quotes are a must-read.
Bob’s Burgers Tina Belcher Quotes
1- “It’s a man cave. And Tina’s going spelunking.” – Tina Belcher
2- “Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don’t have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.” – Tina Belcher
3- “If you wanna dazzle you gotta take razzles… that’s a dazzling way to say ‘risks.'” – Tina Belcher
4- “Hahahahahahahahaha…that’s was my evil laugh…and I have something caught in my throat.” – Tina Belcher
5- “You don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.” – Tina Belcher
6- “Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” – Tina Belcher
7- “The hand wants what the hand wants, I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins.” – Tina Belcher
8- “Last year I was a mummy. This year I’m a mommy mummy. I’m raising a child and going to a four-year college, all on my own.” – Tina Belcher
9- “If anyone needs me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.” – Tina Belcher
10- “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.” – Tina Belcher
11- “We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle.” – Tina Belcher
12- “Flirt a little, wink a little.” – Tina Belcher
13- “Your ass is grass, and I’m gonna mow it.” – Tina Belcher
14- “And if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses.” – Tina Belcher
15- “Jimmy Jr. had a chance to hitch his trailer to the Tina truck, but now it’s headed down the highway to Joshville. Honk, honk.” – Tina Belcher
16- “I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.” – Tina Belcher
17- “Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.” – Tina Belcher
18- “Time for the charm bomb to explode.” – Tina Belcher
19- “I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous, but I love their swagger.” – Tina Belcher
20- “The plots got a lot of holes, but also a ‘w-hole’ lot of heart.” – Tina Belcher
21- “I’m going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend-fiction ever.” – Tina Belcher
22- “Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know why we put bagels in it.” – Tina Belcher
23- “Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?” – Tina Belcher
24- “My heart just pooped its pants.” – Tina Belcher
25- “Dear Lord Santa, this year please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in a casual setting.” – Tina Belcher
26- “If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.” – Tina Belcher
27- “I am a smart, strong, sensual woman.” – Tina Belcher
28- “My crotch is itchy.” – Tina Belcher
