We have a list of best Phil Dunphy Quotes. Phil Dunphy is the father of three, clumsy, slightly silly but very funny and cute character in the Modern Family series.
1- “My God, she’s bad at math.” – Phil Dunphy
2- “I like technology as much as the next Wozniak, but you shouldn’t spy on your son’s phone.” – Phil Dunphy
3- “I’ve had bigger hogs than this between my legs.” – Phil Dunphy
4- “Claire, you’re a hard one to figure out. You don’t trust bad boys, and yet you married one.” – Phil Dunphy
5- “That’s right, you owe her twenty-five margaritas!” – Phil Dunphy
6- “Let me tell you something: life is like a mountain road, with a new adventure around every corner.” – Phil Dunphy
7- “It’s just one of those things we’ll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.” – Phil Dunphy
8- “We’re gonna have to settle this dispute in court – the Food Court. The honorable Judge Cinnabon presiding.” – Phil Dunphy
9- “I have no idea. I just woke up twenty minutes ago.” – Phil Dunphy
10- “Instead of wasting my lunch hour surfing the Web, checking football stats, I put on some mellow music and I meditated.” – Phil Dunphy
11- “Chiseling on a stone tablet. Can’t unplug the funny bone.” – Phil Dunphy
12- “That’s the teachers lounge. It’s for teachers only.” – Phil Dunphy
13- “I’d kill to have those lips. I mean, on me. I mean, I want his lips on my mouth.” – Phil Dunphy
14- “It’s gonna be tough to say goodbye, it always is. Nobody loves change, but, part of life is learning to let things go.” – Phil Dunphy
15- “Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?” – Phil Dunphy
16- “If he’s old enough to watch The Walking Dead with me…” – Phil Dunphy
17- “Stick around if you want to see your mom’s tongue fall out of her mouth.” – Phil Dunphy
18- “Stick around if you want to see your mom’s tongue fall out of her mouth.” – Phil Dunphy
19- “Hayley, you’re not going to quit that job!” – Phil Dunphy
20- “The last thing we need is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors. Movie idea.” – Phil Dunphy
21- “Tonight I’m giving the keynote address at the SCARB.” – Phil Dunphy
22- “Hey! The world needs dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.” – Phil Dunphy
23- “Well, it was a woman on a tractor, and she had her shirt off.”
24- “Claire, this is a very delicate situation. If we don’t handle it right, Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex. Or agribusiness.” – Phil Dunphy
25- “Gloria, trust me, as long as I’m standing next to me, you won’t look foolish.” – Phil Dunphy
26- “I didn’t make him sob. He… teared up when I found this poem he wrote for his mom as a boy.” – Phil Dunphy
27- “Awkward, actually. He, um… he cried a little.” – Phil Dunphy
28- “It happened! Satan’s trifecta! The day I most dreaded falling on the day I most loved.” – Phil Dunphy
29- “They say the only constant is change. Well, that is about to ch… be different.” – Phil Dunphy
30- “I accidentally gave her the nighttime allergy medicine.” – Phil Dunphy
31- “I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condolezza Rice, Serena Williams… wait a minute.” – Phil Dunphy
32- “Mot only that, the iPad comes out on my actual birthday. It’s like God and Steve Jobs got together and said “We love you, Phil.”” – Phil Dunphy
33- “My idea was to have the whole family on a giant bed like in Willie Wonka.” – Phil Dunphy
