We have a list of best Derek Morgan quotes. Derek Morgan was portrayed by Shemar Moore for 11 seasons in the TV series Criminal Minds. A character that is in mind with his clear, understandable speech.
1- “Nice! Winners sit… Loosers drink!” – Derek Morgan
2- “Well, he got picked up in the pouring rain by a New York cabbie, so we definitely know he’s not a brother.” – Derek Morgan
3- “So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at the physics mistakes.” – Derek Morgan
4- “Easy there, Garcia. I think you just offended somebody’s mother.” – Derek Morgan
5- “Aww, that must be the boyfriend.” – Derek Morgan
6- “Penelope, your last name is Garcia.” – Derek Morgan
7- “Why are you acting so weird?” – Derek Morgan
8- “You don’t mind sharing with me, do ya?” – Derek Morgan
9- “It’s a three-hour train ride, man!” – Derek Morgan
10- “Think I’d rather be shot.” – Derek Morgan
11- “Well, then like I said, he was too young.” – Derek Morgan
12- “Isn’t that too young for a massive stroke?” – Derek Morgan
13- “I heard he was forced into early retirement.” – Derek Morgan
14- “Him bringing us down here was way too much of a coincidence.” – Derek Morgan
15- “Come on, Reid, what are you talking about? A magic trick?” – Derek Morgan
16- “And remember, play into the guy’s fantasy, believe it yourself.” – Derek Morgan
17- “Dammit, Reid, I said don’t take the vest off.” – Derek Morgan
18- “Once more for those of us without an encyclopedic memory?” – Derek Morgan
19- “I don’t know. Why don’t you and Garcia go take a look, let us know.” – Derek Morgan
20- “You move, I’m gonna break your neck.” – Derek Morgan
21- “Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character.” – Derek Morgan
22- “Anybody ever heard of sarcasm?” – Derek Morgan
23- “See, my code of survival says never mess with a woman who carries a gun.” – Derek Morgan
24- “I hate not having a plan. We’re looking for a needle in a haystack.” – Derek Morgan
25- “No wonder you can’t find a date.” – Derek Morgan
26- “Aww, Mommy to the rescue!” – Derek Morgan
27- “Don’t hurt yourself Garcia!” – Derek Morgan
28- “Most definitely, Sweetness. With Reid.” – Derek Morgan
29- “Come on, Elle, when I was in college it was everywhere.” – Derek Morgan
30- “You know, there’s got to be a faster way to do this. How about we just change the first question to “have you recently dated a homicidal pyromaniac?”” – Derek Morgan
31- “Wait you think all we do is Serial Killers? Trust me we deal with the whole spectrum of psychos! We profiled the DC Sniper, the Unibomber. We do arsons, murders…” – Derek Morgan
32- “I thought I was calling the office of supreme genius.” – Derek Morgan
33- “Hey it’s Morgan. I need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple hours to live. So what do you know?” – Derek Morgan
34- “Try not. Do, or do not.” – Derek Morgan
