Best 35 Luke Danes Quotes – Gilmore Girls

Here we listed best Luke Danes Quotes from Gilmore Girls Tv show

1- “I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.” – Luke Danes

2- “Do not add to this insanity.” – Luke Danes

3- “I have never in my life taken part in one of these crazy group flip outs. I’m not about to start now.” – Luke Danes

4- “You do, one with a nice couch and a deep knowledge of Freud.” – Luke Danes

5- “And every time I see a picture of people having a picnic on the ground I think “What the hell are you people doing eating on the ground? Get up…get some beach chairs you cheap skates!”” – Luke Danes

6- “Huh. You don’t eat with your mouth open do you?” – Luke Danes

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7- “You know, if you want I can clear the counter and you can play some bagel hockey.” – Luke Danes

8- “You don’t seem your chipper self.” – Luke Danes

9- “Call me if anyone sane walks in.” – Luke Danes

10- “Great show. Just as eerie, same era but no one ever references it.” – Luke Danes

11- “I own the building!” – Luke Danes

12- “I went straight to the bank, signed a cashier’s check, and I bought the building!” – Luke Danes

13- “I knew I just had to do something and I just heard your voice going round and round in my head.” – Luke Danes

14- “Take a chance, Luke. Make a move, Luke. You can’t have a single bed, Luke! So I bought the building!” – Luke Danes

15- “I walked around in a blind rage. I was crazy. I bought one of those Belgian waffles with the ice cream dipped in chocolate.” – Luke Danes

16- “He’s systematically buying up the town. He’s gonna turn it into Taylorville, where everyone will have to wear cardigans and have the same grass height!” – Luke Danes

17- “I just spent $100,000 and it’s all YOUR fault!” – Luke Danes

18- “I’m having nightmares where I’m being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it with masking tape and while I’m lying there, you’re standing in the corner laughing putting gel in your hair!” – Luke Danes

19- “It had walls…with a kind of a floor…and a light.” – Luke Danes

20- “I’m upset not suicidal!” – Luke Danes

21- “Yeah, but it had carpeting which means it’s always gonna smell like a cat.” – Luke Danes

22- “‘Cause I’m the two-inch grass kind of guy.” – Luke Danes

23- “What? Tom, you are dead. You hear me? Dead!” – Luke Danes

24- “No one would’ve trusted Louie with their kid. He probably would’ve forgotten to feed him or something.” – Luke Danes

25- “What Taylor said about me being like Louie, a loner, never being married and stuff. I mean, I am getting crankier as I get older, he’s not so far off.” – Luke Danes

26- “Hey! I am sorry about Rory. You know I care more about her than I do myself. But at least you know where Rory is, and at least you know that she’s okay. Now I have to go find Jess, and I have to make sure that he’s okay, so if that cuts into your screaming time, then that’s just too damn bad!” – Luke Danes

27- “Well, I accidentally dropped triple the amount of cocoa powder in the batter so I either had to dump the batch or find someone with some sort of superhuman chocolate tolerance only one name came to mind.” – Luke Danes

28- “Lorelai, what is it exactly that you want me to do? I’m not mad, I’m not holding a grudge, I heard your apology, I feel I’m being polite, I listened to your donut bit, I got you your coffee. What would make you happy?” – Luke Danes

29- “You said it four times, but I understand you’re embellishing for dramatic effects.” – Luke Danes

30- “I also enjoyed the Garfield stationary. That’s one funny cat.” – Luke Danes

31- “No idea what you’re talking about.” – Luke Danes

32- “I just like to see you happy.” – Luke Danes

33- “Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.” – Luke Danes

34- “Tradition is a trap, it allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything that passed was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn’t have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It’s a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.” – Luke Danes

35- “What are you, I mean, I thought you were in the Congo or Philadelphia or something.” – Luke Danes

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