Hello True Blood fans we listed best Lafayette True Blood Quotes
1- “Shit. Sam must’ve lost his damned mind because you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually have to interact with the people.” – Lafayette
2- “Say it. I mean, if she talked any more shit she’d be shaped like a toilet.” – Lafayette
3- “See bitch. You gonna wish you ain’t did that. Watch.” – Lafayette
4- “Way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That shit true as gold. You put some love in your food and folk can taste it. Smell this. You can smell the fear and nastiness comin’ off that cornbread.” – Lafayette
5- “Well you go ahead on, hookah with your badass. Good for you. It ain’t possible to live unless you crossin’ somebody’s line.” – Lafayette
6- “She don’t need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell.” – Lafayette
7- “This has got to be the worst motherfucking intervention in history.” – Lafayette
8- “Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don’t mean we don’t still talk from time to time.” – Lafayette
9- “You’re too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.” – Lafayette
10- “Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!” – Lafayette
11- “I’ll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!” – Lafayette
12- “Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.” – Lafayette
13- “We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.” – Lafayette
14- “You’re a witch, who’s a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?” – Lafayette
15- “We’ll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.” – Lafayette
16- “I mean… what the fuck?” – Lafayette
17- “Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.” – Lafayette
18- “Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun’ and save us all from a world of worry.” – Lafayette
19- “I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.” – Lafayette
20- “Marnie just puked that bitch out.” – Lafayette
21- “Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.” – Lafayette
22- “Hookah I ain’t in the helpin’ business no more. I’m in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.” – Lafayette
23- “Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?” – Lafayette
24- “I ain’t Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!” – Lafayette
25- “Save room for dessert. I ain’t gonna tell ya’ll what it is, but best believe it’s gonna be flamin.” – Lafayette
26- “I’m a bitch not a snitch, love it.” – Lafayette
27- “That’s the sickest thing I’ve seen in TV. And I watch Dance Moms.” – Lafayette
28- “Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain’t work.” – Lafayette
29- “You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.” – Lafayette
30- “I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.” – Lafayette
31- “That boy is sex on a stick. I don’t give a good damn how stuck up he is.” – Lafayette
32- “You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?” – Lafayette
33- “They ain’t scared of you, honey child. They scared of what’s between your legs.” – Lafayette
34- “Well, hello hotness.” – Lafayette
35- “You a dizzy motherfucker. I said one drop, two max, and you took the whole thing.” – Lafayette
36- “Excuse me, who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?” – Lafayette
37- “Well you go ahead on, hooker with your badass. Good for you. It ain’t possible to live unless you crossin’ somebody’s line.” – Lafayette
38- “Ain’t nothin’ good can come outta somethin’ so pretty.” – Lafayette
