List of Best Frank Reynolds Quotes From the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Tv Series
1- “Roxy, God Bless you. You were a good whore, you serviced me like no other whore ever did; not only my crank, but my heart – and I’m gonna miss you. AMEN.” – Frank Reynolds
2- “Block the wind while I roast this bone.” – Frank Reynolds
3- “I love eggs, Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores. And I don’t care if anyone doesn’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around.” – Frank Reynolds
4- “I don’t know how many years I got left on this planet, I’m going to get real weird with it” – Frank Reynolds
5- “I’ve been stuck in this bathroom for three hours!” – Frank Reynolds
6- “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” – Frank Reynolds
7- “Then why all the shady behavior?” – Frank Reynolds
8- “When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash” – Frank Reynolds
9- “You’re practically a Vietcong.” – Frank Reynolds
10- “You’re telling I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?” – Frank Reynolds
11- “Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.” – Frank Reynolds
12- “There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?” – Frank Reynolds
13- “Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.” – Frank Reynolds
14- “Yeah you do. Your mother had to have a c-section because of those hands.” – Frank Reynolds
15- “A series of Mexican women.” – Frank Reynolds
16- “Dennis, your mother is a dirty, dirty whore.” – Frank Reynolds
17- “Oh. That woman is amazing! She is amazing! You just met her; she’s already got you running errands for her. She’s good. She is good!” – Frank Reynolds
18- “This is America: you’re either the duper or the dupee. You guys are the dupee.” – Frank Reynolds
19- “Maybe you should have somebody deported, like you used to, in the old days.” – Frank Reynolds
20- “If life hands you lemons you can gotta cram ’em down some punk’s throat til he sees yellow.” – Frank Reynolds
21- “My money. I made it, you spent it.” – Frank Reynolds
22- “RUM HAM! NO!” – Frank Reynolds
23- “Okay, you’re either inside or outside?” – Frank Reynolds
24- “You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.” – Frank Reynolds
25- “Charlie, you’ve got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.” – Frank Reynolds
26- “You’re not ready for this fight, you’re not…” – Frank Reynolds
27- “Asians love gambling!” – Frank Reynolds
28- “He thinks you’re too old, huh?” – Frank Reynolds
29- “It’s a god damn goldmine.” – Frank Reynolds
30- “There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you’re both!” – Frank Reynolds
31- “A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.” – Frank Reynolds
32- “It’s not your fault, sweetie. You’re just not pretty enough.” – Frank Reynolds
33- “Barbara. Your turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening.” – Frank Reynolds
34- “Being married to Charlie has me all confused, I gotta get my hetero on.” – Frank Reynolds
35- “I borrowed it fringe style from that guy over there. I gave him a bite of my hot dog, he’s letting me use his towel.” – Frank Reynolds
36- “We ate the watermelon. Butter me up, I’m gonna me the watermelon and jump in the pool.” – Frank Reynolds
37- “Plus, I’m gonna piss in it!” – Frank Reynolds
38- “Deandra will take care of me.” – Frank Reynolds
39- “Browned out? What’s browned out?” – Frank Reynolds
40- “We gotta get you and the monster that’s in your gut down to Mexico, ASAP!” – Frank Reynolds
41- “Charlie keeps a book of dreams and inspirations. They’re mostly in pictures and symbols.” – Frank Reynolds
42- “Dee, you’re pregnant as shit.” – Frank Reynolds
43- “I told ya, animals suck.” – Frank Reynolds
44- “I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.” – Frank Reynolds
45- “I guess black can crack.” – Frank Reynolds
46- “We also got Motley Crue, donkey shows and cake.” – Frank Reynolds
