Here we have an amazing list, best Dennis Reynolds Quotes from the Tv Show – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1- “Dude, stop saying “diabitis”! You sound like an ass…” – Dennis Reynolds
2- “You know what, Dee? I don’t wanna hear about your dreams, okay? I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I’m not in any of ’em and nobody’s having sex, I just- I don’t care.” – Dennis Reynolds
3- “Oh-ho-ho, you just couldn’t stand it, could you? You couldn’t stand Dennis Reynolds… reigning on high! King of all the school! Master of everybody! You couldn’t stand it, so you had to turn everybody against me.” – Dennis Reynolds
4- “Hi. Um, I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.” – Dennis Reynolds
5- “Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion. That’s not weird.” – Dennis Reynolds
6- “You’re a stone cold fox, Margaret. You’re a stone cold fox, and I want you. I gotta have you. I need you. I want you inside me. But you know that, don’t you, Margaret?” – Dennis Reynolds
7- “Do not try to swim to Europe.” – Dennis Reynolds
8- “Oh, man. You know what? Go to the beginning. Go to the first smell! The first smell that begat all the other smells!” – Dennis Reynolds
9- “A couple of homeless guys banging each other!” – Dennis Reynolds
10- “Less happy. Why would it make me happy?” – Dennis Reynolds
11- “Yeah they are. Our lives definitely are without a doubt.” – Dennis Reynolds
12- “That’s weird, because the situation really isn’t funny.” – Dennis Reynolds
13- “I’m always wearing a little bit of foundation but that’s not the point.” – Dennis Reynolds
14- “Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Nothing with my lips, all right? I don’t want to do that with you.” – Dennis Reynolds
15- “How do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?” – Dennis Reynolds
16- “Holy shit, you’re late.” – Dennis Reynolds
17- “I don’t even know what he’s talking about half the time, bro.” – Dennis Reynolds
18- “Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.” – Dennis Reynolds
19- “People already don’t know who we are!” – Dennis Reynolds
20- “Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch, I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.” – Dennis Reynolds
21- “Yeah, I remember that video. You guys were burning G.I. Joes and throwing rocks at cats.” – Dennis Reynolds
22- “I wouldn’t even necessarily classify it..” – Dennis Reynolds
23- “You’re the one that…. Jesus Christ man, shit.” – Dennis Reynolds
24- “Our mortgage is due in two weeks.” – Dennis Reynolds
25- “I see a door marked “Private.” Is that the door you’re talking about?” – Dennis Reynolds
26- “I went out with tons of guys in high school.” – Dennis Reynolds
27- “Look we need to talk to Green Man for a minute please.” – Dennis Reynolds
28- “Oh my God, Charlie, I shot you in your head! I am so sorry!” – Dennis Reynolds
29- “Green Man, I knew you couldn’t resist.” – Dennis Reynolds
30- “If that log was trying to rob the place, you totally would’ve killed it.” – Dennis Reynolds
31- “It was not worth a try.” – Dennis Reynolds
32- “Emotional release, another giant step forward.” – Dennis Reynolds
33- “Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.” – Dennis Reynolds
34- “Would you guys not use the word “Jew”. It makes me uncomfortable.” – Dennis Reynolds
35- “Kicked me out.” – Dennis Reynolds
36- “Hi. I’m a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.” – Dennis Reynolds
37- “Charlie, let’s join forces.” – Dennis Reynolds
38- “So… if you like the Virgin Mary, and you like beer, come on down to Paddy’s Pub! We got ’em both.” – Dennis Reynolds
39- “I’m gonna kill him. I’m gonna kill him!” – Dennis Reynolds
40- “A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans.” – Dennis Reynolds
41- “I think you might be dyslexic bro.” – Dennis Reynolds
42- Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor.” – Dennis Reynolds
43- “I think all these chicks are gay.” – Dennis Reynolds
44- “All this talking about marriage and Dee being a whore got me thinking… I didn’t have a bachelor party!” – Dennis Reynolds
45- “Oh, oh, the gun…yeah, we’re getting rid of the gun.” – Dennis Reynolds
46- “Work first. And then you can do your weird inflatable tube man P. Diddy dance.” – Dennis Reynolds
47- “Class is in session, the teacher’s teaching class now!” – Dennis Reynolds
48- “These guys are more barnacle covered and sunburnt than Dee and Frank.” – Dennis Reynolds
49- “You’ve got to crack a couple eggs to make an omelet?” – Dennis Reynolds
