Best 70 Trailer Park Boys Quotes

Best 70 Trailer Park Boys Quotes

Trailer Park Boys Quotes: “Trailer Park Boys” is a Canadian mockumentary television series created by Mike Clattenburg. It debuted in 2001 and became a cult classic over the years. The show is filmed in a documentary-style format and follows the lives of three main characters: Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, who reside in the fictional Sunnyvale Trailer Park in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada.

The series revolves around the trio’s various criminal activities, misadventures, and attempts to make money through various illegal schemes, often leading to humorous and chaotic situations. Ricky, played by Robb Wells, is the de facto leader, known for his unique vocabulary, his love for marijuana, and his not-so-smart decisions. Julian, portrayed by John Paul Tremblay, is the more rational member of the group, often seen holding a glass of rum and Coke and attempting to plan their illegal activities. Bubbles, played by Mike Smith, is the oddball of the group, who loves cats, plays the guitar, and wears large glasses.

Trailer Park Boys Quotes

Jim Lahey:  “These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking.”

Bubbles : “Lahey, can you please get the Flying F*** out of our way? We gotta go get Rush tickets!”

Bubbles : “Chicken and bangin, thats nice”

Jim Lahey: “Just one more little drinky-poo.”

Bubbles: “Boys, my legs are all jankity-janked.”

Ricky LaFleur : “Get two birds stoned at once.”

Ricky: “Thank you, Your Majesty.”

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Ricky LaFleur : “Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.”

Ricky: “F*ck, that’s good pepperoni!”

Ricky LaFleur : “Man, he passed with flying fuckin carpets”

Ricky:  “What, do you own space? No, Naysa does.” “Naysa?” “Rocket people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

Jim Lahey: “The liquor’s calling the shots now, Randy.”

Bubbles : “Well, that’s a little harsh. He’s not a punk. He might be a bit of a f***in’ goof, but he’s not a punk.”

Ricky: “Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy.”

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Bubbles: “You look kind of French with your little mustache, there. I’m gonna call you Steve French! That’s a good name for you.”

Ricky : “When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal shit once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person”

Jim Lahey: “The liquor will do the driving, then we’ll just kick back on booze control.”

Ricky LaFleur: “We just gotta quantratine the plants, man”

Ricky LaFleur: “I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin’.”

Bubbles: “One time I was making a model, and I glued the wing to a B-17 bomber to my bird by accident”

Ricky LaFleur : “I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory. In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory.”

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Ricky : “I’m usually not the type of person to say I toadaso, but I toadaso, I-fuckin’-toadaso!”

Ricky: “So, I’m going to do what the old man used to always say. “Let guy bonds be guy bonds.””

 Jim Lahey: “You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.”

JRoc: “My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy’s gut and cheeseburger”

Ricky LaFleur: “I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I’m just happy I’m in a position where I can do something like that.”

Ricky : “Tonight I am getting so fuckin drunk, and smoking so much god damn dope and cigarettes… It’s gonna be awesome”

Lahey: “You can destroy this liquor, but you you’ll never destroy THE liquor.. Because it’s bigger than all of us!”

Bubbles: “Ricky, those laws are there to protect kids, not so goofballs like you can put them in the car with no door on it, and drive around the fuckin’ neighbourhood stealin’ barbecues!”

Phil Collins : “Listen boy, when you’re under my roof, it’s my rules, and burgers is all about them rules. Burgers were good to me and they’re good to you!”

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Bubbles: “I’m down with Plato and Socrates and I like to get busy with all the ladies”

Bubbles: “Lahey can you please get the flying fuck out of our way? We gotta go get Rush tickets”

Ricky LaFleur: “I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but f*ck seagulls. I got no time for those c*cksuckers.”

Lahey: “131 proof bud, straight up, I’m fuckin wasted”

Jim Lahey: “Tick-tock, tick tock. The shit clock’s ticking, Rick.”

JRoc: “Naw, man, I don’t play guns, mafucka”

JRoc: “Jules, I know I may come across hard as fuck all the time nomesayin, but every mafucka needs a boost of confidence from time to time”

JRoc: “My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy’s gut and cheeseburger”

trailer park boys quotes

Ricky LaFleur : “Holy f*ck, purple squirrels.”

Ricky: “I spin more rhymes than a Lazy Susan, and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven.”

Ricky : “I got attacked in the fuckin’ bathroom by the shitwind ghosts”

Trinity: “Daddy, wake up! Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up! It’s time to put my patch on, hurry up, Daddy!”

Ricky: “Beauty is in the eye when you hold her.”

Ricky: “Thing with me is I am smart. I’m self-smarted… I’ve self-learned myself”

Ricky: “A link is only as long as your longest strong chain.”

Ricky: “Make like a tree and fuck off.”

Ricky: “Why are you dressed up like Indianapolis Jones?”

trailer park boys quotes

“Do you feel that, Randy, the way the shit clings to the air? Shit Blizzard”

Jim Lahey: “I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it.”

Ricky: “Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.”

Ricky: “Trinity’s at the age where it’s gorilla see gorilla do”

Ricky: “Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around!”

Ricky LaFleur : “F*ck, I missed jail this year. Was it awesome?”

Bubbles: “There’s a fucking helicocksucker behind us!”

Ricky: “Save me some of those sweet ‘n’ powered chicken things”

Bubbles: “Can I come out now? I think I have a leech on my bird”

Bubbles: “No cat of mine’s gonna live in a car! Julian!”

Lahey: “When you plant shit-seeds, you get shit-weeds”

Jim Lahey: “I’m mowing the air Rand, I’m mowing the air!”

Ricky LaFleur: “I don’t do as much coke as you do. We’re not on the same wavelength.”

Bubbles: “Boys, there’s something flying behind us right now, looks just like a police helicocksucker”

Bubbles: “That was a prick job!”

Jim Lahey: “Nice disguise, Bubs. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can’t fool the FB-Me.”

Ricky : “Lucy, I will make you have a eternity test if I have to”

J-Roc : “We ain’t down with killin’, we down with chillin’. Peace!”

Ray: “5200 bucks a year! Come on! Life’s good”

Ricky : “I’m not the kinda person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso, Julian. A-fuckin-atodaso!”

J-Roc : “In this park it’s one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka’s”

Jim Lahey: “I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinkin”

Jim Lahey: “After you have one sippy-poo, you gotta have two sippy-poos.”

Jim Lahey: “I am the liquor.”

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