“Futurama” is an animated science fiction television series created by Matt Groening. The show originally aired from 1999 to 2003 on the Fox network and was later revived by Comedy Central from 2010 to 2013. The series is known for its satirical and often absurd take on the future, combining elements of science fiction, humor, and social commentary.
The show is set in the 31st century and follows the adventures of Philip J. Fry, a slacker who is cryogenically frozen and wakes up 1,000 years in the future. He joins a diverse cast of characters, including a one-eyed alien named Leela, a foul-mouthed robot named Bender, and various other colorful characters. Together, they work for the Planet Express delivery service, which frequently leads to comical and often bizarre adventures.
Futurama Quotes
Bender : “Oh my god. I’m so excited I wish I could wet my pants!”
Bender : “Life is hilariously cruel.”
Bender : “Robots don’t have any emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad”
Zapp Brannigan : “Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.”
Leela : “You say that those brains are making everyone on Earth stupid. Oh… stupider.”
Fry : “Of all the parasites I’ve had over the years, these worms are among the best.”
Fry : I’m not a robot! I don’t like having discs crammed into me; unless they’re Oreos. And then, only in the mouth.
Bender : Blackmail’s such an ugly word. I prefer extortion; the “x” makes it sound cool.
Bender : I can’t afford to keep running people over. I’m not famous enough to get away with it.
Bender : That probulator really knows how to please a man.
Fry : I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling; but it turns out it’s fixed, like boxing.
Bender : Problem solved. You two fight to the death and I’ll cook the loser.
Bender : I personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy: you’re cute, so I baked you a pony.
Professor Farnsworth : It’s funny, you live in the universe but you never do these things until someone comes to visit.
Leela : After fourteen years of graduate school Farnsworth settled into the glamorous life of a scientist. Fast cars, trendy nightspots, beautiful women… the professor designed them all, working out of his tiny one-room apartment.
Bender : Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.
Bender :The cruelty of the old pharoah is a thing of the past! Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!
Dr. Zoidberg : Scalpel… blood bucket… priest. Next patient!
Zapp Brannigan : Oh God, you’re killing me. OH GOD YOU’RE KILLING ME!
Zapp Brannigan : Don’t be such a a chicken, Kif! Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball.
Bender : If you want children beaten, you’ve got to do it yourself.
Fry : In my time we didn’t depend on high-tech gadgets like you do. We didn’t need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes, we just used a washing machine!
Morbo : Earthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering!
Lurr : We will raise your planet’s temperature by one million degrees per day for five days unless…
Bender : Computer dating: it’s just like pimping except you rarely have to use the term ‘upside your head’.
Bender : Don’t talk like that; tragic romances always have a happy ending.
Bender : I’m gonna drink ’til I reboot.
Hermes : Kudos, Bender! You got mangled and became a singer. Both our dreams came true.
Bender : If they put me on a stamp… tell them to use the young Bender.
Zapp Brannigan : If we can hit that bull’s-eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Leela : I always knew I’d die at the bottom of a pit, but a pit full of tar?
Zapp Brannigan : In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Professor Farnsworth : If you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart; to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage. Yum yum.
Fry : Alright, alright. If it’ll make you happy I’ll overthrow society.
Bender : I’m a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
Fry : Poor Bender. Without his brain he’s become all quiet and helpful.
Amy : think cosmetic surgery is great! I used to be too cute, but then I had cuteness reduction surgery *here* and *here*.
Bender : He’s a loser; he’s the lobster equivalent of Fry.
Zapp Brannigan : Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.
Bender : Bite my shiny metal ass.
