Waylon Smithers Quotes: Waylon Smithers is a fictional character on the animated television series “The Simpsons.” He is the loyal and devoted assistant to Mr. Burns, the wealthy and powerful owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Smithers is depicted as an intelligent and capable individual who is deeply devoted to Mr. Burns. He is often seen fulfilling various tasks for his boss and is willing to go to great lengths to please him. Smithers’ unwavering loyalty to Mr. Burns is a recurring theme throughout the series.
Waylon Smithers Quotes
1. “Mr. Burns: And I’m really enjoying this so called… iced cream!
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I’d just like to say that…. I… love you.
Burns: Hm?
Smithers: In those colors! (to himself) Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!” — Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 5: Bart’s Inner Child
2. “Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn’t it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!
Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” — Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
3. “Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.” — Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah
4. “Actually, I value every second we’re together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning, till I tuck him in at night. He’s not just my boss, he’s my best friend too.” — Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Brush with Greatness
5. “Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: If you did it, Sir?” — Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 3: Dog of Death
6. “Burns: [sipping] Bah! Too hot! [throws it on Smithers]
Smithers: Right, sir. It’s… scalding me as we speak.” — Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 2: Brush with Greatness
7. ” Waylon Smithers: I let Mr. Burns treat me like a pet. Why do I put up with this? Tad would never treat you that way, whould he, Stacy You wouldn’t stand for it! Oh, why won’t these pleats lay flat? Grr… Gaaaah! What am I doing with my life?”
8. “Homer: Heh, heh. How’s it going, Legs?
Lenny & Carl: [SNICKER!]
Waylon Smithers: Did you have something to say to me, Simpson?
Homer: Um… nice pants?
Waylon Smithers: I thought so.
Lenny & Carl: Whoa.”
9 .”Waylon Smithers: Homer Simpson! Report to my office!
Homer: Yaah! Mr. Smithes? You called for me?
Waylon Smithers: I’ve been reviewing your work performance, Simpon.
Homer: Look, I can explain–
Waylon Smithers: And I think you’re overdue for promotion.
Homer: Hold on— what?
Waylon Smithers: I see you as an idea man, Simpson. I want tom ake you the chief operations officer of the plant.
Homer: Yes!
Waylon Smithers: Don’t you want to know what qualifeied you?
Homer: No!
Waylon Smithers: Excellent.”
10. “Aristotle Amadopolis: It is I who will laugh, Montgomery Burns!
Mr. Burns: Amadopolis! What is my greatest rival doing my nuclear power plant?
Aristotle Amadopolis: You mean my nuclear power plant! I just bought a controlling share! And do I really need to introdce the new man in charge?
Waylon Smithers: You have no one to blame but yourself, Burnsie.
Mr. Burns: Et tu, Waylon? I’ll send for my things.
Aristotle Amadopolis:You have no things here!
Waylon Smithers: That plant is all property of Amadpolis Unlimted now.”
