Family Guy is known for its irreverent humor and witty dialogue. Over the years, the show has produced countless iconic quotes that have become ingrained in popular culture. From Peter Griffin‘s hilarious one-liners to Stewie’s sarcastic remarks, Family Guy never fails to deliver memorable lines. Some of the most iconic quotes include Peter’s catchphrase “Freakin’ sweet!”, Stewie’s infamous “Victory is mine!”, and Brian’s philosophical musings. Whether it’s poking fun at pop culture or offering social commentary, these quotes showcase the show’s unique brand of humor that has made it a beloved TV series.
Family Guy Quotes
1- Peter Griffin : “I had such a crush on her… until I met you, Lois. You’re my silver medal.”
2- Mort : “Oh boy. I miss the old days when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hurtful note.”
3- Meg Griffin : “Just stick your head in there and pretend it’s a butt!”
4- Stewie : “You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you’re going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!”
5- Peter Griffin : “I’m not addicted to smoking. I just keep a couple every hour or so, so I don’t go insane.”
6- Peter : “I guess we’ve learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.”
7- Peter : “I’ve Got An Idea. An Idea So Smart My Head Would Explode If I Even Began To Know What I Was Talking About.”
8- Stewie : “Get Back In Here And Love Me!” –
9- Peter Griffin : “When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.”
10- Chris : “I’m Turning You Into Poo.”
11- Peter Griffin : “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”
12- Peter Griffin : “How can I be a DJ? I’m just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self image.”
13- Peter Griffin : “You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind is beard, it’s only another fist.”
14- Stewie Griffin: “How You Comin’ On That Novel You’ve Been Working On?”
15- Stewie Griffin: “Victory Shall Be Mine!”
16- Peter Griffin : “Now I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.”
17- Connie : “Don’t Ever Listen To Me Talk. You Don’t Deserve My Words.”
18- Peter Griffin : “I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I’m the most non-competitive. So I win.”
19- Peter : “You’re A Bigger Buzz Kill Than Buzz Killington!”
20- Stewie : “What The Deuce?”
21- Peter Griffin : “Oh my God, who the hell cares?!”
22- Meg Griffin : “I hate you all!”
23- Mayor Adam West : “My God, I’m A Tomato!”
24- Quagmire : “Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!”
More Family Guy Quotes
- “Freakin’ sweet!” – Peter Griffin
- “Giggity!” – Glenn Quagmire
- “Victory is mine!” – Stewie Griffin
- “It’s not your fault, Chris. You’re just a kid. You can’t help that you’re my son.” – Peter Griffin
- “Oh no!” – Herbert the Pervert
- “You know what really grinds my gears?” – Peter Griffin
- “Shut up, Meg.” – Peter Griffin
- “I have an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about.” – Peter Griffin
- “Hey, you’re as sweet as a sweetie factory.” – Chris Griffin
- “I’m gonna have a good cry, and you’re gonna like it!” – Peter Griffin
- “Oh, my God, who the hell cares?” – Peter Griffin
- “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” – Tom Tucker
- “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Peter Griffin
- “Blast! It seems I’ve stepped on a small upturned piece of Lego!” – Stewie Griffin
- “Hey, Peter, I can see your house from here. It’s the one that looks like a big dump!” – Cleveland Brown
- “Now you’re all in big, big trouble!” – Stewie Griffin
- “I don’t get it. I made my famous ‘Laughing Clam’ chowder, and nobody’s eating it.” – Cleveland Brown
- “Well, you know what they say, Lois: if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours forever. If it doesn’t, it was never yours to begin with.” – Peter Griffin
- “I’m a toy, and you’re a pet. If you don’t do what I say, you’re going to go to time-out. Do you want to go to time-out?” – Stewie Griffin
- “Have you ever been in a storm, Wally?” – Ollie Williams
- “Surfin’ Bird is the word!” – Peter Griffin
- “Oh, no! It’s a greased-up deaf guy!” – Various characters
- “This is worse than that time I was stuck behind Robert Loggia at the airport.” – Peter Griffin
- “I want to have 1,000 of your babies.” – Mort Goldman
- “Oh, my God! I can’t believe I’m going to be a mother. I wonder if it’s going to be a boy or a girl. I hope it’s a girl. So I can finally have someone to go shopping with.” – Lois Griffin
- “I’m a dog. I’m a dog. I’m a dog. I’m a dog. I’m a dog. I’m a dog. I’m a dog.” – Brian Griffin
- “Hey, Peter, what are you smiling about?” – Glenn Quagmire
- “Where’s my money, man?” – Stewie Griffin
- “I am not a butt. I am a robot.” – Bender
- “You’ve got to give up, Mrs. Puff. It’s no use. I’ve tried everything.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
