Family guy herbert the pervert quotes
“What’s going on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter.”
“Boys, Boys. We can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.”
“Look. Everyone but Chris, keep your pants on and we’ll find a way out of this”
“You know Chris, all my life, I’ve wanted to see you locked in a basement. But now that it’s happened, all I want to do is get you out!”
“Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrin”
“Oh, hey there Chris! Happy Valentine’s Day! Hope Cupid brings you a saggy old bag of treats!”
“If I gave you a sandwich, could you get Chris to fart on it?”
“Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let’s figure this out.”
“Bring your fat space ass back here”
“Get your fat ass over here”
“And don’t you mouth off to me, or I’m gonna slap you right in your penis”
“Sweet Jesus!”
“Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter”
“It’s me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he’s gonna bring me some good news”
“You’re really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch… CALL ME!”
you stink tyler