Looking for the best Gavin and Stacey quotes? Look no further! Dive into this collection of the top 30 quotes from the popular TV show, Gavin and Stacey. Laugh, reminisce, and relive the hilarious moments from the series with these witty and memorable lines. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or new to the show, these quotes are sure to entertain and put a smile on your face.
Gavin and Stacey Tv Show Quotes
Nessa “Sling your hook you pervert or I’ll break your arm.”
Smithy : “17 and 3/4 actually and she just got 90% on her driving theory and her test is in two weeks but whatever.”
Rudi : ‘You did not invent the robot’
Bryn: “Tell it to the hand Girlfriend”
Uncle Bryn: ‘And the best thing to do is to think of something to help remind you, like with me now, I think of ‘whiskey with water”
Dawn : “How’s my little gingerbread man?”
Pam: “But, I would ask you to respect my views. And all the little animals whove been needlessly murdered in the name of Western Civilised greed. “
Dave Coaches: ‘How you doin’ sugar tits’
Smithy : “No-one wants this marriage to fail more than I do.”
Doris: ‘Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.’
Nessa : “I need to take my mind off the fact that I’m pregnant by a man I can’t stand.”
Bryn: “You think they’ve thought of it all, you think “Where can they go with this next?” and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!”
Chinese Alan: ‘Anyone order a chinese?!’
Doris: “Worst thing I ever did, becoming a mother.”
Deano: “Can I have a tea in the bottom half of the cup, and a coffee in the top. A toffee or a key.'”
Bryn to Gavin: I am picking you up at seven. Were going straight down the Dolphin for a right good knees-up. Me cockney sparr-ah! .
Pete: “Lights will gui-i-i-ide you home, and igni-i-ite your bones.”
Bryn : “The truth is, I don’t want anybody in this room being raped, myself included.”
Lucy: ‘I will loolabella mozzarella.’
Doris : “Well no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling him the whole farm.”
Nessa: “I’ll have a pint. Of wine.”
Dave Coaches : “My motto is; fags and weed, glue and speed. But I draws the line at crack. That way everyone knows where they stand.”
Doris : “Thing to remember is don’t go giving him nothing on the first night. Well no not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger, just don’t go selling the whole farm.”
Bryn : “It’s got sepia, although i think it’s faulty because it just makes everything brown.”
Mick: “Prepare to be knighted with my special sword”
Nessa : “I just can’t believe I’m pregnant by Smithy, out of all the people I’ve slept with, not Nigel Havers, John Prescott, not any of Goldie Looking Chain!”
Bryn : “I’ve just been updating the MySpace, I’ve got 17 friends now, I’m snowed under!”
Pam : “I’m not being funny Stacey, but you want to get a life. What you just said was really boring.”