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Best 32 Emily Gilmore Quotes – Gilmore Girls

Emily Gilmore is the name of the arrogant and wealthy mother in the Gilmore Girls series. A living example of how women should not treat their daughters. We listed best Emily Gilmore Quotes for you

1- “You wear that in public?” – Emily Gilmore

2- “This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!” – Emily Gilmore

3- “You can use your mother’s old golf clubs. They’re upstairs, gathering dust, with the rest of her potential.” – Emily Gilmore

4- “Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai. Let me be frivolous and shallow, will you please?” – Emily Gilmore

5- “Rory, I know you heard a lot of talk about various disappointments this evening and I know you’ve heard a lot of talk about it in the past. But I want to make this very clear. You, young lady, your person and your existance have never ever been, not even for a second, included in that list.” – Emily Gilmore

6- “Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself, you better go get it a cape.” – Emily Gilmore

7- “It’s not ‘Ms. Gilmore’, it’s Mrs. Gilmore! Mrs. Gilmore, I’m not a cosmo woman.” – Emily Gilmore

Emily Gilmore Quotes - Gilmore Girls

8- “Hold on, I’m looking up ‘aneurysm’ in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.” – Emily Gilmore

9- “OK, that’s enough. It’s not as though the two of you are saying goodbye.” – Emily Gilmore

10- “You never do anything unless it’s exactly what you want to do. You never have. You go through life like a natural disaster, knocking down everything and everyone in your path.” – Emily Gilmore

11- “Oh, please, don’t become one of those “I had a heart attack, let me express my every thought” types.” – Emily Gilmore

12- “Well then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business!” – Emily Gilmore

13- “Is this speech making you a little queasy?” – Emily Gilmore

14- “I was going to wait until you called me, but my life isn’t as long as yours.” – Emily Gilmore

15- “How nice. I’ll just put it in the kitchen next to my half-empty box of Cheer.” – Emily Gilmore

16- “Well, it’s not every day I have my girls here for dinner on a day the banks are open.” – Emily Gilmore

17- “I mean, to have a place to go where she could socialize.” – Emily Gilmore

18- “Maybe I should just avoid this neighborhood altogether. Though my doctor is just down the block. Maybe I can get special permission if I’m bleeding from the head.” – Emily Gilmore

19- “I’m allowed to pay for it, but I can’t actually set foot on the premises. I just want to get the rules straight.” – Emily Gilmore

20- “Yes, and think of where you would have been if you’d accepted a little help, hmm? And where Rory would have been. But no, you were always too proud to accept anything from anyone.” – Emily Gilmore

21- “As a maid. With all your brains and talent.” – Emily Gilmore

Emily Gilmore Quotes - Gilmore Girls

22- “I don’t see how anybody could resist meat.” – Emily Gilmore

23- “She’d be upstairs making the bed and it’d sound like a Munich beer hall rally.” – Emily Gilmore

24- “I had just started planning the whole thing when he came home in a mood and declared that parties were for children and it was canceled.” – Emily Gilmore

25- “Well, I know that and you know that, but those idiots at Harvard might not necessarily know that!” – Emily Gilmore

26- “Next thing I know you’ll be saying I need a psychiatrist!” – Emily Gilmore

27- “Well, I visited the family mausoleum today…” – Emily Gilmore

28- “Lorelai, would you like me to put a mirror in front of you so you can look at yourself while you have this conversation?” – Emily Gilmore

29- “The one from Italy had some sort of breakdown.” – Emily Gilmore

30- “Three painters started, and they all three quit.” – Emily Gilmore

31- “You’re obviously hysterical!” – Emily Gilmore

32- “Relax Dean, that’s just Lorelai’s little sense of humor.” – Emily Gilmore

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