Discover the top 61 witty and memorable quotes from Chase Matthews, a beloved character from the iconic TV show Zoey 101. Dive into a collection of humorous and insightful lines that captured the essence of this fan-favorite character.
Chase Matthews Quotes
1- “Yeah, see it’s actually supposed to say “Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard.” Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. I’m always mixing up my S’s and L’s. Like one time I tried to write “sassafras”. I wrote “lallafral”!” – Chase Matthews
2- “Dude, tripping over a basketball, on the way to the bathroom, is not cool!” – Chase Matthews
3- “I don’t just miss her… I’m in love with her. I’ve been in love with Zoey ever since I met her.When she got out of her dad’s car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole.” – Chase Matthews
4- “Okay, you are the worst roommate ever!” – Chase Matthews
5- “Man, go do your underwear math.” – Chase Matthews
6- “It’s hard to admit something that’s not true!” – Chase Matthews
7- “Gretchen is a lot of fun.” – Chase Matthews
8- “Did you know that, when I was little, I thought babies came from outer space?” – Chase Matthews
9- “If I don’t get a big cookie, I’ll die.” – Chase Matthews
10- “If you cared about me, you wouldn’t judge my friends!” – Chase Matthews
11- “Wrong. I… will win the bet… for one of you… will… talk… the bad letter… before me do. Be-before me. No need for the do.” – Chase Matthews
12- “‘Cause, maybe-maybe when the ball gets here, we’ll be up! And it’ll roll right under us!” – Chase Matthews
13- “B-b-but, maybe it will miss us!” – Chase Matthews
14- “I don’t miss Zoey, okay? I haven’t even thought about her since she left.” – Chase Matthews
15- “I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just call it a fussball ball ball ball ball ball? I’ve gotta speak with Zoey.” – Chase Matthews
16- “This is so much better than a beauty pageant.” – Chase Matthews
17- ” It’s like… you? To run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the prettiest girl at PCA?” – Chase Matthews
18- “You’re the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. Well guess what? It’s bringing out the worst in you!” – Chase Matthews
19- “Whoa, hey! We’re not gonna solve this problem by shoving random nerds.” – Chase Matthews
20- “Saying drippin’ is not drippin’.” – Chase Matthews
21- “You wanna beat me up? Then do it. It’s not gonna change things.” – Chase Matthews
22- “Go and drink your glove!” – Chase Matthews
23- “Okay, that’s it! You people… are too loud!” – Chase Matthews
24- “Uh… Coco? You forgot your pillowcase.” – Chase Matthews
25- “Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?” – Chase Matthews
26- “Alright! I have heared enough!” – Chase Matthews
27- “Well, I was telling Trisha why she shouldn’t date Dustin, but then she thought that I meant she should date, you know, me.” – Chase Matthews
28- “Teach me to dance, or i’ll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year’s American Idol finale.” – Chase Matthews
29- “Lets consider the other! Possiblities!” – Chase Matthews
30- “What? The french fry, made by the potato – a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato – also a vegetable!” – Chase Matthews
31- “He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.” – Chase Matthews
32- “I just don’t understand why they call it “a pair of pants”.” – Chase Matthews
33- “I was just threatened by a topless boy.” – Chase Matthews
34- “We’re just teenagers!” – Chase Matthews
35- “Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don’t we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?” – Chase Matthews
36- “You’re such a idiot.” – Chase Matthews
37- “Zoey’s my best girl best friend. You’re still number one, man!” – Chase Matthews
38- “I mean, look it like this: a guy’s gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don’t want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it’s over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I’m saying?” – Chase Matthews
39- “Well, I think that there’s a reason why Zoey didn’t get the text massage. I think it was something, I don’t know, karma, universe, the lord, the force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that’s all.” – Chase Matthews
40- “I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I’m about to start coughing up blood!” – Chase Matthews
41- “Zoey?! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Micheal. Oh my God!” – Chase Matthews
42- “You think you can tell me who I can and can’t talk to?” – Chase Matthews
43- “I’m giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!” – Chase Matthews
44- “Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.” – Chase Matthews
45- “Zoey! Would you rather… be stuck in an elevator for three days, or… make out with a monkey?” – Chase Matthews
46- “Would a woman make a better president of the United States than a man?” – Chase Matthews
47- “Well, I guess she somehow overlooked my terrible personality and hideous face.” – Chase Matthews
48- “Well, i’m your tutor. I’m not supposed to say stupid stuff!” – Chase Matthews
49- “Yep that’s definitely juketastic!” – Chase Matthews
50- “Oh, easy. Peanut butter off a hobo’s foot.” – Chase Matthews
51- “Uh… no. She’s… from my hometown. Back home… in my town.” – Chase Matthews
52- “Come on, I hurt! Friends don’t let other friends hurt.” – Chase Matthews
53- “I can get rid of the kiss! Michael, you, my friend, are a genious in short pants!” – Chase Matthews
54- “Uh…. Uh…. he said…. he said I have bushy hair!” – Chase Matthews
55- “I wonder who invented the meatball.” – Chase Matthews
56- “Yeah, Logan’s fantastic, just fantastic. Isn’t he fantastic?” – Chase Matthews
57- “Sorry kid if I had money I’d lend it to myself, which I don’t… So i’m outta luck and so are you!” – Chase Matthews
58- “Give me your lunch money or I’ll…. Oww, did you bite me?” – Chase Matthews
59- “Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don’t like fooseball, we could knit or something…” – Chase Matthews
60- “Zoey would never date you. You’re… you’re you!” – Chase Matthews
61- “I’ve known Zoey since the first day she came to PCA, and I know she’d never date a jerk like Logan!” – Chase Matthews
