Discover the top 22 memorable quotes from the popular TV show Zoey 101. Relive the wit, wisdom, and humor of Zoey and her friends with these iconic lines. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the series, these quotes are sure to bring back fond memories of this beloved show.
Zoey 101 Quotes
- “Sup Jim! I like Jim.” – Zoey Brooks
- “My name is Quinn and I invent things… so I call them Quinnventions!” – Quinn Pensky
- “I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas.” – Zoey Brooks
- “Happy, sad, angry, frightened…” – Quinn Pensky
- “Yeah, Logan’s fantastic, just fantastic. Isn’t he fantastic?” – Chase Matthews
- “Is that a real chicken?” – Logan Reese
- “You know, I would, but it’s so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she’s vomiting.” – Zoey Brooks
- “Stuck in an elevator. I ain’t kissing a monkey!” – Zoey Brooks
- “Would a woman make a better president of the United States than a man?” – Chase Matthews
- “Yep that’s definitely juketastic!” – Chase Matthews
- “I could fix a real airplane!” – Quinn Pensky
- “Logan’s such a jerk.” – Quinn Pensky
- “If you need to speed up,just hit the red button.” – Quinn Pensky
- “Because, i’m rich and innocent. I’m also great looking, but that’s just gravy.” – Logan Reese
- “Logan doesn’t know anything about chemistry! Logan doesn’t know anything about anything!” – Zoey Brooks
- “It’s true, my roommate’s a freak!” – Zoey Brooks
- “This is so much better than a beauty pageant.” – Chase Matthews
- “I am gabberflasted!” – Logan Reese
- “I am gonna win, and then I’m gonna take that Blix jet to Milan for fashion week. Hm!” – Zoey Brooks
- “Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live.” – Zoey Brooks
- “Some guys are geniuses. Others are good-looking. I just happen to be both.” – Logan Reese
- “If I don’t get a big cookie, I’ll die.” – Chase Matthews
