We listed best Lorelai Gilmore Quotes from the Gilmore Girls tv show. Lorelai Gilmore coffee drinker, fun character. In her quotes, she necessarily refers to a song, a book, an actor or something. makes everything look like something else.
1- “The Pop Tart tasted like freedom and rebellion and independence.” – Lorelai Gilmore
2- “I even cleaned the table using something other than the sleeve of my sweater and spit.” – Lorelai Gilmore
3- “If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” – Lorelai Gilmore
4- “You have so many years of screw-ups ahead of you.” – Lorelai Gilmore
5- “Everything’s magical when it snows.” – Lorelai Gilmore
6- “I smell snow.” – Lorelai Gilmore
7- “It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.” – Lorelai Gilmore
8- “As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” – Lorelai Gilmore
9- “I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” – Lorelai Gilmore
10- “If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.” – Lorelai Gilmore
11- “Oy with the poodles already!” – Lorelai Gilmore
12- “Life’s been pretty good to you. It was your turn for a few curveballs. Peaks and valleys, kid.” – Lorelai Gilmore
13- “Don’t study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big bald egghead, and try to take over the world, OK? ‘Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.” – Lorelai Gilmore
14- “There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous creme pies you can just smash in somebody’s face. But this is definitely one of them.” – Lorelai Gilmore
15- “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang with ’til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!” – Lorelai Gilmore
16- “I need caffeine. Whatever form you’ve got it. I haven’t had any all day. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it’s in, gimme.” – Lorelai Gilmore
17- “Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite.” – Lorelai Gilmore
18- “My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.” – Lorelai Gilmore
19- “I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.” – Lorelai Gilmore
20- “Hey, tomorrow, if you have time, I’m planning on despising everyone who says, ‘Hey, how’s it going?’” – Lorelai Gilmore
21- “Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism.” – Lorelai Gilmore
22- “There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.” – Lorelai Gilmore
23- “I’m going to make out in the coatroom. Don’t eat my chicken.” – Lorelai Gilmore
24- “I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.” – Lorelai Gilmore
25- “We’re almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is that we’re going!” – Lorelai Gilmore
26- “You’re full of hate and loathing, and I gotta tell you — I love it!” – Lorelai Gilmore
27- “If you’re going to throw your life away he better have a motorcycle!” – Lorelai Gilmore
28- “I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.” – Lorelai Gilmore
29- “Yes, I left behind a glass slipper and a business card … just in case the prince is really dumb.” – Lorelai Gilmore
30- “I need coffee in an IV.” – Lorelai Gilmore
31- “I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.” – Lorelai Gilmore
32- “You can’t watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.” – Lorelai Gilmore
33- “I’m here and now. I’m like cheese!” – Lorelai Gilmore
34- “Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.” – Lorelai Gilmore
35- “Reality has no place in our world.” – Lorelai Gilmore
36- “Hey, I have a New Year’s resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.” – Lorelai Gilmore
37- “It’s very exciting, but so is eating a gallon of pudding.” – Lorelai Gilmore
38- “Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.” – Lorelai Gilmore
39- “Sometimes it’s just a journey, you know?” – Lorelai Gilmore
40- “I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around, eventually.” – Lorelai Gilmore
41- “You are full of hate and loathing and I gotta tell you, I love it!” – Lorelai Gilmore
42- “I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie.” – Lorelai Gilmore
43- “It’s Friday night, we should be out partying with the homies.” – Lorelai Gilmore
44- “I don’t like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.” – Lorelai Gilmore
45- “Hate early. Must kill early.” – Lorelai Gilmore
46- “Did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn’t crazy, she was just cold?” – Lorelai Gilmore
47- “Hey, did you know about urine mints?” – Lorelai Gilmore
48- “I sat down and it just came out. Flew out. It’s like this story has been sitting in my brain for years, taking up space.” – Lorelai Gilmore
49- “And if he says no, just ask him louder. It’s part of the game!” – Lorelai Gilmore
50- “It’s my life, Rory. I went through all this effort for many, many years making sure people only knew what I wanted them to know, and now you’re going to lay it all out in a book?” – Lorelai Gilmore
51- “He called me ‘hot plates.’ He sooooo likes me.” – Lorelai Gilmore
52- “He’s like a superhero, but his power is that you can’t remember him no matter how much time you spend with him. Kind of like every Marvel movie ever.” – Lorelai Gilmore
53- “When I think of blistering thirty-degree burns, I also think of my mother.” – Lorelai Gilmore
54- “This is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries’ cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.” – Lorelai Gilmore
55- “Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe in a former life, I was coffee.” – Lorelai Gilmore
56- “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!” – Lorelai Gilmore
57- “Hello’ is the appropriate way to indicate you’re open to a social engagement. Unless, however, you’re approaching a weasel. Then I believe the proper signal is just to offer him your hindquarters.” – Lorelai Gilmore
58- “I thought I knew exactly what I wanted, where I was going, what I was doing and why I was doing. But lately, things seem hazier.” – Lorelai Gilmore
59- “It feels… right. Such a long time getting here… sometimes it’s just a journey, you know?” – Lorelai Gilmore
60- “I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing.” – Lorelai Gilmore
61- “My life stinks. Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say ‘I wish I were you’ at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a ‘Freaky Friday.'” – Lorelai Gilmore
62- “Don’t let his family see you. Spiders are vindictive. And this was a really big spider. I think it had a gun.” – Lorelai Gilmore
63- “We need you to look at Kirk’s butt. He ran into some rose bushes, and he’s got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.” – Lorelai Gilmore
64- “Seventy-five thousand dollars? Oh my God, that’s like 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.” – Lorelai Gilmore
65- “Why is she taking our coats and pouring us drinks? Did you win her in a poker game?” – Lorelai Gilmore
66- “When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention you will eat those words! Or rather you will chew those words and blow a bubble with them.” – Lorelai Gilmore
67- “So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid?” – Lorelai Gilmore
68- “Oh! Dinner with Rory! How delightful! Well, spit-spot. Alert the corgis.” – Lorelai Gilmore
69- “You weren’t wearing your ‘hot and wealthy’ sandwich board were you, Mom?” – Lorelai Gilmore
