Gossip Girl Quotes: “Gossip Girl” is a television series that originally aired from 2007 to 2012. It was created by Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage and is based on the book series of the same name by Cecily von Ziegesar. The show is known for its depiction of the lives of wealthy and privileged teenagers living in Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
The series revolves around the lives, relationships, and scandals of a group of young adults, primarily focusing on Serena van der Woodsen (played by Blake Lively) and her return to New York City after a mysterious absence. The titular character “Gossip Girl” is an anonymous blogger who exposes the secrets and intrigues of the characters through an online platform, creating drama and chaos within their social circles.
Gossip Girl Quotes
1. “Don’t let people tell you who you are. You tell them.” –Serena van der Woodsen
2. “Spotted– Lonely Boy’s rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren’t born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.” -Gossip Girl
3. “Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.” –Gossip Girl
4. “Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you.” –Blair Waldorf
5. “You need to be cold to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart, and she got her head chopped off.” –Blair Waldorf
6. “In Poland, we have a saying, ‘Love is like head wound.’ It make you dizzy, you think you die, but you recover. Usually.” –Dorota Kishlovsky
7. “The money, the drugs, the privileges. They keep us numb so we don’t notice it’s better in the real world.” –Nate Archibald
8. “You’re no one until you’re talked about.” –Dan Humphrey
9. “As per Gossip Girl’s Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading in my laptop for the stovetop. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing I’m dishing is seconds.” –Gossip Girl
10. “Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.” –Blair Waldorf
11. “Even if it’s the biggest kamikaze disaster of my life, it’s my disaster.” –Dan Humphrey
12. “Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.” –Georgina Sparks
13. “You can’t make people love you but you can make them fear you.” –Blair Waldorf
14. “I kissed someone. And it was truly a life-changing experience.” –Blair Waldorf
15. “Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon.” –Gossip Girl
16. “I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.” –Blair Waldorf
17. “Why’d she leave? Why’d she return? Send me all the deets. And who am I? That’s the secret I’ll never tell. The only one. XOXO, Gossip Girl.” –Gossip Girl
18. “We’re sisters. You’re my family. What is you is me. There’s nothing you could ever say that would make me let go.” –Blair Waldorf
19. “Look, I know things. I’ve been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend.” –Nate Archibald
20. “Tell me what you feel for me is real or if it’s just a game? If it’s real we’ll figure it out, but if it’s not then please just let me go.” –Blair Waldorf
21. “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.” –Blair Waldorf
22. “There’s a weak link in every chain. And it’s just a matter of time before this one snaps.” –Gossip Girl
23. “Life with you could never be boring.” –Chuck Bass
24. “The next time you forget you’re Blair Waldorf, remember I’m Chuck Bass. And I love you.” –Chuck Bass
25. “Can you make sure they don’t seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she’s a giraffe.” -Blair Waldorf
26. “We make our own fairytales.” –Blair Waldorf
27. “Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I’m happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo… Gossip Girl” –Gossip Girl
28. “Forget boys. Keep your eyes on the prize.” –Blair Waldorf
29. “I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie.” –Blair Waldorf
30. “The most important parties to attend are the ones you aren’t invited to.” –Blair Waldorf
31. “As long as we have each other, we’re both gonna be okay.” –Serena van der Woodsen
32. “Affairs with married people, threesomes: It just so happens everyone’s problems are within my area of expertise.” –Nate Archibald
33. “Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.” –Blair Waldorf
34. “I didn’t come back for you.” –Serena van der Woodsen
35. “People like me don’t write books. They’re written about.” –Chuck Bass
36. “Teenage girls are nightmares. As soon as they realize that you’ll love them no matter what they do, you lose all your power. You just have to wait until they finish college.” –Lily van der Woodsen
37. “I don’t need a boyfriend to be fulfilled.” –Blair Waldorf
38. “He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned.” –Blair Waldorf
39. “Chuck Bass waiting for the Jitney. A dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other. You know what they say: A man is a good thing to come home for. But an even better thing to come home with. Ain’t karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is.” –Gossip Girl
40. “I’ll just stay home, eat lots of gelato and write about how true love is nothing but a myth.” –Serena van der Woodsen
41. “You deserve someone who would move mountains for you if he had to.” –Blair Waldorf
42. “When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals.” –Blair Waldorf
43. “All of the boyfriends and mean girls and teachers, and our crazy mothers, we went through it together. We raised each other.” –Blair Waldorf
44. “We always knew it was one of us.” –Chuck Bass
45. “If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.” –Blair Waldorf
46. “One thing about being on the top of the world: It gives you a long, long way to fall.” –Gossip Girl
47. “There will always be someone on the outside wanting to get in.” –Gossip Girl
48. “I’m trying to forget some things, too. Mostly how happy I thought I’d be once I made it in this world.” –Jenny Humphrey
49. “If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all.” –Blair Waldorf
50. “Spotted– Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart.” –Gossip Girl
51. “Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.” –Blair Waldorf
52. “I followed my heart all last year and it led me nowhere. Now I need to follow my head.” –Blair Waldorf
53. “Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” –Blair Waldorf
54. “I hate that stupid headband.” –Serena van der Woodsen
55. “Spotted, B and C reunited to defend S’s honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?” –Gossip Girl
56. “Hilary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!” –Blair Waldorf
57. “The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey.” –Blair Waldorf
58. “I am going to shop until you drop.” –Blair Waldorf
59. “Serena’s been in jail for four hours. She’s already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!” –Blair Waldorf
60. “I don’t need friends, I need more champagne.” –Blair Waldorf
61. “Closure. The unattainable goal. In my personal experience the closest I’ve ever come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate sex. But that’s just me.” –Chuck Bass
62. “I plan on holding on to my youth for as long as possible.” –Chuck Bass
63. “They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and once something is set on motion, it can’t help up to build a momentum.” –Gossip Girl
64. “Look, Blair’s my best friend and you’re her boyfriend. And she loves you. That’s the way things are supposed to be.” –Serena van der Woodsen
65. “But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had.” –Gossip Girl
66. “When words get in the way, there’s really only one thing left to do.” –Gossip Girl
67. “If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.” –Blair Waldorf
68. “So, actually, I’ll be living out my nightmare– trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.” –Dan Humphrey
69. “So all my heartfelt attempts to save our friendship had no impact, but the aroma of cheese and dough turned you instantly sentimental?” –Vanessa Abrams
70. “As you can see, I survived without you.” –Blair Waldorf
71. “I have to object to you living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls? There’s a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.” –Chuck Bass
72. “I love you. I’m in love with you. I have tried to kill it to run away from it, but I can’t and I don’t want to anymore.” –Blair Waldorf
73. “Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.” –Blair Waldorf
74. “I’m Chuck Bass.” –Chuck Bass
75. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.” –Georgina Sparks
76. “We all wear different masks for different reasons.” –Gossip Girl
77. “You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.” –Gossip Girl
78. “You were the lightest thing that ever came into my life.” –Chuck Bass
79. “I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I could see what that… Chuck Bass-tard.” –Blair Waldorf
80. “Every happy ending is just a new beginning. Because on the Upper East Side, the good times never last forever.” –Gossip Girl
81. “We Upper East Siders don’t do lazy. Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne, a dress code, and a hundred of our closest friends… and enemies.” –Gossip Girl
82. “Don’t mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It’s my signature.” –Chuck Bass
83. “I told you, she’s my friend and friends are off-limits.” –Nate Archibald
84. “Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you.” –Blair Waldorf
85. “Look, Serena, stop trying to pretend you’re a good girl. So you slept with your best friend’s boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.” –Chuck Bass
86. “Please don’t leave with him.” –Chuck Bass
87. “I don’t wait around to be disappointed again. So excuse me if I don’t fall for that or you ever again.” –Serena van der Woodsen
88. “My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate business.” –Chuck Bass
89. “I’m sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I’m sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State Building. I’m sorry for treating you like property. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I loved you when I knew I did.” –Chuck Bass
90. “So if you want peace, always be prepared for war.” –Gossip Girl
91. “I’d ask you how you are, but I don’t really care.” –Serena van der Woodsen
92. “You can’t wear such a beautiful shoe if there’s even a hint of a sprinkle outside.” –Blair Waldorf
93. “Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?” –Blair Waldorf
94. “You fought for me all year, I’ve come to fight for you. You said I always bet against you, but this time I’m all in.” –Blair Waldorf
95. “I am so sorry for the pain I’ve caused you. And I know I can’t take it back, but I wanna try and make it up to you. Even if it takes me the rest of my life.” –Chuck Bass
96. “I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a bitch. Let’s go to lunch.” –Blair Waldorf
97. “I don’t read Gossip Girl. That’s for chicks.” –Dan Humphrey
98. “Nate can’t wait to see you. Trust me, it’s like riding a very cute bike.” –Blair Waldorf
99. “Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.” –Blair Waldorf
100. “Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.” –Gossip Girl
101. “We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stomp them out like bugs.” –Blair Waldorf
102. “If you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.” –Blair Waldorf
103. “I know this may sound crazy or selfish or like I’m living in the past or something but you were the love of my life, Dan…And, I don’t know, I guess I just thought I was yours, too.” –Serena van der Woodsen
