Blockbuster Quotes: The hard-working manager of the last remaining Blockbuster store, Timmy has worked at the store since high school. Despite the rivalry and mixed feelings, Timmy doesn’t stop fighting for his video store, which is more than just a job for him and his team.
Blockbuster Quotes
1- “We’re “turtling” the playing field.” – Hannah
2- “I can’t believe you dated someone who married themselves. Or listened to Modest Mouse.” – Hannah
3- “There’s no worse sound in the world than a man describing film terms.” -Eliza
4- “You really need to learn some self-care. I mean, you’re a white woman, you should be an assassin at it.” -Carlos
5- “By chance, do you know if we carry the butthole cut of Cats?” -Damon
6- “I kinda like all those Buscemis staring at me. Makes me feel like I’m in an unproduced Charlie Kaufman movie.” -Timmy
7- “I am the Blockbuster dad now. I got bills to pay and ties to wear and James Patterson books to read.” -Timmy
8- “I try to reserve “hero” for first responders and the geese Sully Sullenberger murdered.” – Hannah
9- “You can’t always be everyone’s friend when you’re trying to do what’s best. And it sucks.” -Eliza
10- “How am I supposed to be the next Tarantino if I don’t work in a video store?” -Carlos
11- “I’d love to work with animals, but it’s tough with the language barrier.” – Hannah
12- “You look like a cool English professor with an unorthodox but exciting approach to teaching.” -Carlos
13- “It’s a commemorative plothole.” – Hannah
14- “I always say memoirs are the light in the tunnel of our collective soul.” -Patrice
15- “Your face is what’s called, in some circles, “Ted Kennedy Red.”” -Timmy
16- “Touch my puzzle again, and I’ll kick your lurking ass to the Walmart parking lot you were born in.” -Connie
17- “I’m Tad from Ohio. I’m a Scorpio.” -Tad from Ohio
18- “Never underestimate nostalgia. Nothing thrills people more than knowing their memory still works.” -Lena
19- “The solar storm is real. It’s why China built a second sun.” – Hannah
20- “Doing a bunch of little things right doesn’t cancel out the big thing you did wrong.” -Eliza
