Edna Krabappel, also known as Mrs. Krabappel, was a fictional character on the animated television series “The Simpsons.” She was voiced by Marcia Wallace. Edna Krabappel was one of the main characters on the show and served as Bart Simpson’s fourth-grade teacher at Springfield Elementary School.
Mrs. Krabappel was depicted as a cynical, disillusioned, and often frustrated teacher who had little patience for her students, especially Bart Simpson. She was often seen smoking in the teachers’ lounge and had a somewhat jaded outlook on life.
Edna Krabappel Quotes
1. “Can’t… stop… doing… the Monkey!” -(Season 4, Episode 16: “Duffless”)
2.“Oh, don’t worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone.” -(Season 3, Episode 23: “Bart’s Friend Falls in Love”)
3. “No, children, no! Your education is important. Roman numerals, et cetera. Whatever. I tried!” -(Season 6, Episode 24: “Lemon of Troy”)
4. “And the only way to survive a deadly blaze is… Oh, heck. Life’s too short for fire safety! Let’s go out and pick wildflowers!” -(Season 8, Episode 19: Grade School Confidential)
5. “Seymour, the children are playing in the hole again.” -(Season 6, Episode 21: “The PTA Disbands”)
6. “Bart did get 100. I gave a test on state capitals, but I forgot to roll up the map. Everyone got 100.” –
(Season 16, Episode 3: “Sleeping with the Enemy”)
7. “HA!”
8. “I’ve been looking for a substitute to teach me a lesson I sorely need.” –(Season 2, Episode 19: “Lisa’s Substitute”)
9. “Bart, you’re the closest thing to a man in my life, and that’s so depressing, I think I’m going to cry.” -(Season 3, Episode 16: “Bart the Lover”)
10. “Pret-ty lame, Milhouse.” -(Season 4, Episode 16: “Duffless”)
11. “Well, we’ll show him … especially for that ‘purple monkey dishwasher” comment!’” -(Season 6, Episode 21: “The PTA Disbands”)
12. “I don’t entertain much. Usually, it’s just salad for one, soup for one, wine for three.” -(Season 8, Episode 19: “Grade School Confidential”)
13. “As you know, Bart, one day your permanent record will disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.” -(Season 8, Episode 19: “Grade School Confidential”)
14. “You know why they call it a choir? Because choir we listening to this crap?!” -(Season 21, Episode 2: “Bart Gets a Z”)
15. “Fever”(Delivered during her unforgettably disturbing, balloon-popping burlesque at the faculty talent show.) -(Season 10, Episode 15: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”)
16. “I tried, but he’s uncontrollable. Frowny stickers mean nothing to him.” -(Season 22, Episode 22: “The Ned-Liest Catch”)
17. “Bart, are those liquor bottles? Take them to the teacher’s lounge. You can have whatever’s left after school. ” -Edna Krabappel
18. “ I don’t entertain much. Usually, it’s just salad for one, soup for one, wine for three.”-Edna Krabappel
19. “What’s the matter, Bart? I figure you’d be used to failing by now.”-Edna Krabappel
20. “Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you’d never even imagined. Others may find out life isn’t fair, in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!”-Edna Krabappel
