1. “You can fly higher than an eagle.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 22, Season 4.
2. “Today I Am a Clown.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 6, Season 15.
3. “A great man once observed, ’90 percent of success is showing up on time.’ Sorry I’m four hours late. ” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 20, Season 19.
4. “A rabbi would never exaggerate.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 6, Season 3.
5. “Come back, I’m a clown. I can’t afford to look ridiculous.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 20, Season 25.
6. “Homer gave me a kidney, it wasn’t his, I didn’t need it and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 13, Season 18
7. “Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 12, Season 5.
8. “I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’ ; Episode 1, Season 21.
9. “There are only two rules in TV: don’t swear, and don’t whip it out. It’s not rocket science! ” -Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 22, Season 18.
10. “Why can’t i be funny with just my words?” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 7, Season 23.
11. “Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 5, Season 23.
12. “How can they say I’m past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine” -Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 1, Season 26.
13. “They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer, so I don’t have a funny third item.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 8, Season 23.
14. “Goodnight kids, and don’t forget Krusty loves you.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 10, Season 21.
15. “I’m taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 1, Season 4.
16. “Was it a nice hat?” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 1, Season 4.
17. “Do I sound like a beautiful woman?” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 6, Season 3.
18. “I’ve never said no to a binge.” – Krusty the Clown, ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 1, Season 26.
19. “My house is dirty. Get me clean. Hire Kenny G to play in the elevator” –Krusty the Clown. ‘The Simpsons’; Episode 15, Season 6.
20. “Listen, kid, I’m not the kind of dad who, you know, does things, or says stuff or looks at ya. But the love is there!” – Krusty the Clown
