Looking for some memorable quotes from the TV series “You’re the Worst“? Look no further! This selection of 22 quotes will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own life choices. From hilarious one-liners to poignant moments of self-reflection, these quotes capture the essence of the show’s dark comedy and complex characters.
You’re the Worst Quotes
1- “The patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I’ve just grown accustomed to the feeling of a fabric rope against my actual asshole all day.” – Gretchen Cutler
2- “You need to stop. It’s like you have amnesia. Every day, you think things are gonna be different, and I’ll just be happy. Well, maybe you can understand this. I feel nothing. About anything. Dogs, candy, old Blondie records, nachos, you, us, nothing. So for the last time, please go.” – Gretchen Cutler
3- “I know you don’t want to hear this, but the minute you stop looking for someone else to cure you, maybe you start living again.” – Tow Truck Driver
4- “I did what you said. I looked at my life from an outside perspective. It was terrifying. I didn’t recognize any of it. I don’t recognize my life. I don’t know whether I made any of the right decisions. Everything could be wrong.” -Jimmy Shive-Overly
5- “Look at me. You knew it was a snake when you picked it up. You knew who I was. You don’t get to act surprised now.” –Lindsay Jillian
6- “Well, as my Grandma used to say, it’s only a walk of shame if you’re capable of feeling shame.” – Gretchen Cutler
7- “If ‘I love you’ is like a promise, it’s just a promise to try real hard. It doesn’t mean you can’t fail.” – Gretchen Cutler
8- “You know this is the best time, right? It is all downhill from here, for real. I mean, you do get hotter, and get to do or eat whatever you want, and that’s awesome, but things are new right now. And you feel things so hard and that is beautiful.” – Gretchen Cutler
9- “There is horrible sadness and pain coming, and we’re inviting in.” – Gretchen Cutler
10- “Dishonesty to spare someone’s feelings belittles everyone involved, but dishonesty to get free stuff is just smart economics!” -Jimmy Shive-Overly
11- “This is our love story… and our story is chaotic, but love is chaos. It’s the only game in town I’ve played.” -Jimmy Shive-Overly
12- “Have you ever had a day that starts with one bad decision? And then… it’s just a cascade of bad decisions, until you’re like, “Well, might as well burn down the whole town tonight”?” – Gretchen Cutler
13- “Look! These guys rely on me to come up with awesome, cool, underground cultural shit to do every single week. You know how much pressure that puts on me? I got shingles trying to find a new Ethiopian restaurant.” – hipster,
14- “You’re what this town calls a tweener. You’re not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat enough to be the funny friend.” – Gretchen Cutler
15- “I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.” –Lindsay Jillian
16- “You can’t ever do anything fun because you’re ruining your body with some ginger-headed parasite.” –Lindsay Jillian
17- “I’m a terrible patient. When I had the mumps, Mother threatened to send me to foster care.” — Paul Jillian
18- “Ew, books are gross.” – Gretchen Cutler
19- “What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that’s crazy! Jesus, why doesn’t anything cool ever happen to me?” – Vernon Barbara
20- “Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?” – Gretchen Cutler
21- “The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.” — Jimmy Shive-Overly
22- “Love isn’t about having someone to get you things. Love is putting someone else’s feelings above your own.” -Paul
