“The King of Queens” is an American sitcom that aired from 1998 to 2007. The show revolves around Doug Heffernan, a parcel delivery man, his wife Carrie, and his eccentric father-in-law Arthur. Set in Queens, New York, the series combines comedy with relatable everyday situations. It was well-received for its humor and the dynamic between the characters. The show’s successful nine-season run has made it a beloved classic among fans of sitcoms.
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The King of Queens Quotes
1- “Friends just keep you from TV.” –Doug Heffernan
2- “I don’t need desserts to make a mess in the bedroom.” –Doug Heffernan
3- “All right, I’m glad you’re all gathered here. Because you’re about to hear the story of a driver, a swollen ankle, and get this, an iguana”-Doug Heffernan
4- “Our peice of crap car broke down right in the middle of the crap crappity crap crap thing!” –Doug Heffernan
5- “The last time Tessie left you alone for two minutes, she found you shingling the roof with no pants… and no shingles.” –Carrie Spooner Heffernan
6- “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need.” –Carrie Spooner Heffernan
7- “I’m 75 years old, and I still wake up with the little guy saluting.” –Arthur Spooner
8- “You know, we’re quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I’m Jake.” –Arthur Spooner
9- “Alright, I gotta take a little bathroom break. Who wants to watch the truck? [points to fat kid] Ain’t going to happen.” –Doug Heffernan
10- “I think it’s going to happen. I’m actually going to kill you this time.” –Carrie Heffernan
11- “Mahi mahi is for me-hi me-hi.” –Doug Heffernan
12- “You can’t change people, but you can influence them.” – Doug Heffernan
13- “Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?” –Doug Heffernan
14- “They’re helpless antelopes and we’re lions in the grass… Let the hunt begin.” –Doug Heffernan
15- “Oh, sorry. I was just remembering a little girl with pigtails and braces on her teeth telling me, “I made the bestest toast ever!”” –Arthur Spooner
16- “Doug, Nobody’s last name is penis.” –Carrie Heffernan
17- “I’m gonna call him Serge…Synchronized swimming Serge.” – Doug Heffernan
18- “My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants.” –Doug Heffernan
19- “Oh my god. I’m fatter than the Skipper.” –Doug Heffernan
20- “I’m not trying to be a hero; I just want to stay out of trouble.” – Doug Heffernan
21- “My life is like a mousetrap; there’s always somebody trying to get in or out.” – Arthur Spooner
22- “It’s like I always say, if you want something done right, don’t do it yourself.” – Carrie Heffernan
23- “Hey, don’t knock my technique. It’s worked for me since the fourth grade.” – Doug Heffernan
