Troy Mcclure Quotes: Troy McClure is another fictional character from “The Simpsons.” He is a recurring character known for being an actor and TV host in the fictional world of Springfield. Voiced by the late Phil Hartman, Troy McClure is a parody of the kind of washed-up, B-list celebrities often found in Hollywood.
Troy Mcclure Quotes
1. “Troy: If you ask me they’re all winners. We’ll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.”
2.” Troy: Right about now, you’re probably saying, ‘Troy, I’ve seen every Simpson’s episode. You can’t show me anything new.’ Well, you got some attitude, mister!”
3.” Troy: I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as Buck Henderson, Union Buster and Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory. Today I’m here to tell you about “Spiffy.”, the 21st century stain remover.”
4. “Troy: Troy McClure: Hello! I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms.”
5.” Troy: I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as Cry, Yuma and Here Comes the Coast Guard. But today I’d like to talk to you about a pleasant tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth.”
6.” Troy: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?”
7. “Troy: My new show’s called Handle with Care. I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. We’re the original odd couple!”
8. “Troy: Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.”
9. “Troy: DNA is God’s recipe for making you. You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom, then we bake for nine months and… mmm! That’s good Billy!”
10.” Troy: Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs, Eww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.”
11. “Parker: Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
Troy: Uh, the movie or the planet?
Parker: The brand-new, multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring… as the human.
Troy: It’s the part I was born to play, baby!”
12.” Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water! Hi, I’m Troy McClure, your future uncle.”
13.” Troy: Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox specials as Alien Nose Job and 5 Fabulous Weeks Of The Chevy Chase Show.”
14.” Troy: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren’t a big problem anymore!”
15.”Troy: As I said to Dolores Montenegro in Calling All Quakers, ‘Have it your way, baby.'”
16.” Troy: Oh, hello, and welcome to Rancho Relaxo. I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die and Gladys the Groovy Mule. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role, your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo.”
17.” Troy: But, of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty!”
18 .” Troy: Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as Out With Gout ’88 and Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House.”
19.” Troy: Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.”
20.” Troy: Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.”
21.” Troy: Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such instructional videos as Mothballing Your Battleship and Dig Your Own Grave And Save!.”
22.” Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier, It’s Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night’s dinner.”
23.” Troy: Come on, Jimmy. Let’s take a peek at the killing floor. (Jimmy gasps in horror.) Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy. It’s not really a floor; it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.”
24.” Troy: Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness. I’m here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.”
25.” Troy: If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.”