Shoresy is a Canadian sitcom television series created by Jared Keeso and based on the character of the same name from the Letterkenny television series. The series follows Shoresy, a foul-mouthed hockey player who is traded to a senior AAA hockey team in Sudbury, Ontario. Shoresy must adjust to his new surroundings and learn to work with his new teammates, while also trying to lead his team to victory.
Shoresy Quotes
“Good things come to those who bait.” – Shoresy
“I’d tell you to lighten up, but I’m afraid you might float away.” – Shoresy
“You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball, pal.” – Shoresy
“You’re the kind of guy who would make a blind kid watch Titanic.” – Shoresy
“Good shift, cuteness. Oh! We should change our Facebook status to ‘It’s complicated.’” — Shoresy
“Your mom’s so fat, she has her own ZIP code.” – Shoresy
“You’re like a broken pencil – pointless.” – Shoresy
“You’re slower than a snail on a treadmill, my friend.”- Shoresy
“Your sister’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.” – Shoresy
“Hey, you look like that broad from The Hunger Games. I’m gonna call you Cuteness Everdeen.” — Shoresy
“I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to win hockey games.” – Shoresy
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.” – Shoresy
“Hey, hey, can I grab your address? A little note in the mail to remind you of how f*ckin’ useless you are.” — Shoresy
“I’m not afraid of anything. Except maybe spiders. But that’s a secret.” – Shoresy
“Will you two just man up and make out? I started an office pool for it, and the day I picked was tomorrow.” — Shoresy
“I’m the best there is at what I do. And what I do isn’t very nice.” – Shoresy
“You’re as sharp as a marshmallow, pal.” – Shoresy
“I’m the pride of Quebec. And I’m here to stay.” – Shoresy
“I’m Shoresy. And I’m f*cking great.” – Shoresy
“Great day for competitive men’s hockey, eh.” — Shoresy
“Your sister’s so ugly, she made Helen Keller look like a supermodel.” – Shoresy
“You’re so stupid, you thought hockey was a vegetable.” – Shoresy
“You’re slower than molasses in January, my friend.” – Shoresy
“If stupidity was a sport, you’d be a pro athlete.” – Shoresy
“Someone stole my breakfast sando. Looks like it was you.” — Shoresy
“You, you, you, you the most, you the second most, and you, you’re useless. Actually, it’s you the most and you the second most.” — Shoresy
“You’re the worst player on our team. Great in the room, but you’re the worst player on our team.” — Shoresy
“You’ve got a face only a mother could love. And she’s being polite.”
“Looks like someone’s brain is running on fumes.”
“She’s got more issues than National Geographic, buddy.”
