Ninja Turtles Quotes: The Ninja Turtles, also known as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT), are a fictional team of four anthropomorphic turtles who are skilled in ninjutsu, the Japanese art of stealth and combat. They were created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird and made their debut in comic book form in 1984. The Ninja Turtles quickly became a cultural phenomenon and have since appeared in various animated TV shows, movies, video games, toys, and other merchandise.
Ninja Turtles Quotes
1. “For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering the sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.” — Splinter
2. “I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish.” — Splinter
3. “We’re lean, we’re green, and we’re mean!” — Michaelangelo
4. “Gotham is bonkers, yo!” — Michaelangelo
5. “The Shredder uses you. He poisons your minds to obtains for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt.” — Splinter
6. “I, too, once had a family, Danny. Many years ago, I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan’s finest shadow warriors.” — Splinter
7. “Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be… without honor.” — Splinter
8. “Uh… yuck. You guys won’t like it… I’ll take the rest!” — Michaelangelo
9. “Oh yeah, Mr. Spikey pants? Well, you’re the one who should be saying… farewell… to… uh… yourself!” — Michaelangelo
10. “The enemy of my enemy is my bro!” — Michaelangelo
11. “Woah… pretty heavy philosophical stuff for a cartoon show!” — Michaelangelo
12. “There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese… it sticks together as one, but it’s still soft and squishy in the middle… mmm… are you with me?!” — Michaelangelo
13. “Good thing these guys aren’t lumberjacks.” — Donatello
14. “Hey, guys, I’m not so sure this is, uh, structurally speaking, such a good time for your, uh, buddies to drop in…” — Donatello
15. “No joke. The only thing safe in the woods… would be the trees!” — Michaelangelo
16. “What’s a guy gotta do… to get some food around here?” — Raphael
17. “Yeah? Well, maybe I’ll just take my attitude and leave!” — Raphael
18. “Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like… You know, not having him?” — Donatello
19. “One of these guys must know where they’re holding Splinter, so don’t knock them all out.” — Leonardo
20. “Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.” — Splinter
21. “My Master Yoshi’s first rule was ‘possess the right thinking.’ Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace.” — Splinter
22. “Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.” — Splinter
23. “All fathers care for their sons.” — Splinter
24. “You must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies would not understand. Our domain is the shadow; stray from it reluctantly, for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away without a trace.” — Splinter
25. “Why can’t I ever dream about Harrison Ford?” — April O’Neil, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
26. “Fighting’s for grownups, and that’s only if you got no other choice.” — Raphael, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III”
27. “Worst rescue I’ve ever Had.” — April O’Neil, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III”
28. “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza.” — Michelangelo, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
29. “I love being a turtle!” — Michelangelo, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
30. “You were you expecting maybe the Addams family?” — Donatello, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III”
31. “Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.” — Casey Jones, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
32. “April O’Neil: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
Michaelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs… It was a joke.” — “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
33. “April O’Neil: Will I ever see you guys again?
Michaelangelo: Indubitably!
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you restock your pizza.” — “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
34. “Leonardo: [of Shredder, who just showed up] Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don’t know, but I bet it never has to look for a can-opener.” — “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
35. “The Shredder: [confronting the turtles] You fight well… in the old style. But you’ve caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michaelangelo: Uuh… maybe all that hardware’s for making coleslaw.” — “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
