SpongeBob Quotes: Spongebob is the main character of the series. He is 23 years old. He is very sweet and kind hearted. While the series is funny, the songs are also sung
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1- “Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” -SpongeBob.
2- “It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!” -SpongeBob.
3- “Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!” -SpongeBob.
4- “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” -SpongeBob.
5- “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” -SpongeBob.
6- “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” -SpongeBob.
7- “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” -SpongeBob.
8- “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” -SpongeBob.
9- “Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” -SpongeBob.
10- “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” -SpongeBob.
11- “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” -SpongeBob.
12- “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” -Patrick Star.
13- “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” -SpongeBob.
14- “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” -SpongeBob.
15- “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” -SpongeBob.
16- “What’s so great about a nerdy pickle?” – Patrick
17- “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” -Patrick Star.
18- “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” -SpongeBob.
19- “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs
20- “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” -Squidward.
21- “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” -Patrick Star.
22- “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich” -SpongeBob.
23- “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!” -SpongeBob.
24- “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” -Patrick Star.
25- “Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
26- “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” -Patrick Star.
27- “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” -Patrick Star.
28- “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward
29- “It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!” -Krabs.
30- “It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” -Plankton.
31- “After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.” -Squidward.
32- “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob
33- “I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” -SpongeBob.
34- “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.” -Squidward.
35- “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” -SpongeBob.
36- “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -SpongeBob
37- “A five letter word for happiness…money.” -Mr.Krabs.
38- “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” – Spongebob
39- “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” -SpongeBob Quotes
40- “Moss always points to civilization.” -SpongeBob.
41- “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.” -SpongeBob.
42- “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” -Patrick Star.
43- “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” -Patrick Star.
44- “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” -Patrick Star.
45- “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob Quotes
46- “F is for friends who do stuff together!” -SpongeBob.
47- “I’m ugly and I’m proud!” -SpongeBob.
48- “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” -SpongeBob.
49- “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” -Squidward.
50- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” -Patrick Star.
51- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick
52- “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” -Squidward.
53- “Wake me up when I care.” -Squidward.
54- “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
55- “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” -Mr.Krabs.
56- “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” -Plankton
57- “Two words, Spongebob. Na. Chos.” – Patrick
58- “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton
