Succession is a popular TV show that revolves around the lives of the Roy family, who own a media conglomerate. The show has gained a massive following due to its intriguing plot, relatable characters, and witty dialogue. One of the show’s notable features is its powerful and thought-provoking quotes. These quotes often encapsulate the characters’ motivations, struggles, and triumphs, making them resonate with the audience. In this article, we have compiled the best 33 Succession quotes that will inspire and entertain you.
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Succession Quotes
1- Greg Hirsch : “Wherever you hide, the party finds you.”
2- Roman Roy : “I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, but this is really ****ing good.”
3- “I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.”
4- Kendall Roy : “The dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out.”
5- Shiv: I’m not declining, I’m just not I’m not “clining.”
6- ” It’s cool, though, ’cause it’s like I didn’t cheat ’cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. Like a closed loop system.”
7- “Greg, you greedy piece of shit… oh my God, Greg, you total coke whore!”
8- “It’s a job.” … “Shooting bolts into cows’ heads is a job, but it’s not how I want to spend my Thanksgiving!”
9- Logan Roy : Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole. Wouldn’t you rather be up front, feeding the horse?
10- “Look, here’s the thing about being rich, it’s like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want. The authorities can’t really touch you. You get to wear a costume, but it’s designed by Armani and it doesn’t make you look like a prick.”
11- Kendall Roy : “Look, you can’t put a value on a human life, except in our case, you rather precisely can because when trading opens tomorrow, we’re gonna drop like a stone.”
12- Kendall Roy : “The socio-economic health of multiple continents is dependent on his well-being!”
13- Kendall Roy : “I am interested in becoming a meth head.”
14- Greg to Tom: “I gotta level with you, because if I eat any more songbirds, I’m gonna hurl.”
15- Marcia Roy : “No. No discussion. I am his next of kin. I am his proxy. I am in charge. Thank you.”
16- Marcia Roy : ” I hope you’re happy now, Charlotte, ’cause my mother is dying of thirst. And I’ve just picked up a bag. I’m carrying a case on my wedding eve.”
17- “Sometimes it is a big d*ck competition”
Succession Season 3 Quotes
18- “This is the whole Baskin Robbins. Thirty-one flavors of fuck right there.” -Karl
19- “All these brilliant f*ckin’ women, Greg. I must be doing something right.” -Kendall
20- “It’s good to know we don’t have an unbalanced love portfolio.” -Tom
21- “I hope that you’re not anxious that you, you know, chained yourself to a fire hydrant that spews out cultural insensitivity and sperms.” -Roman
22- “Oh, there he is. The little man who started this big war.” -Shiv
23- “You know, I’m just going to say it right out that I’m a spy. I’m gonna go back and tell him everything; I’m with dad, so, yeah. F*ck you.”-Roman
24- “I like you, and I have got no beef with you, Tom. Another life is possible, brother.”-Kendall
25- “You know they’re calling me Terminal Tom down on seven because I’ve got cancer of the career?”-Tom
Succession Season 4 Quotes
26- “Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there? Huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.” -Tom
27- “Who wants to smell Greg’s finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.” -Logan
28- “Do you really want to get into a full accounting of all the pain in our marriage? Because if you do, I can do that.” -Tom
29- “I would like to sing one song at karaoke because I’ve seen it in the movies, but nobody ever wants to go.” -Connor
30- “Yeah. Dad was a dog. Tomorrow he’s selling the empire to a 4Chan Swede and dishin’ out jobs for blowies.” -Roman
31- “So many old. Where are the hotties?” -Roman
32- “I’m fine. Let’s just enjoy this sham marriage and the death of romance. It will be great.” -Roman
33- “Well, either way, we should, you know, huddle, ’cause for some of us, it’s a sad day, but for others, it’s coronation demolition derby.” -Shiv
