Looking for the best iZombie quotes from the popular TV show? Look no further! We’ve curated a list of the top 21 iZombie quotes that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. From witty one-liners to profound moments, these quotes capture the essence of the show’s unique blend of humor and drama. Discover the best quotes from iZombie and relive your favorite moments with this must-read list.
iZombie quotes
Liv: “I don’t have post-traumatic stress. I have post-traumatic ennui. Post-traumatic defeatism. Post-traumatic ‘what’s the point?'”
Clive: “You gave my fifty shades of psychic and no vital details.”
Blaine: “First rule of brain club, you don’t talk about brain club.”
Blaine: “Think for a second what you would do to get into a skull if you didn’t work here. How would you do it? An ice pick’s no good, you have to stab it a hundred times, and a handsaw works, but it takes forever. The best thing I’ve found is a rock.”
Ravi: “Her life is like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.”
Major: “I’m a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.”
Ravi: “I believe the professional term is… bleh.”
Major : “Everything the police tell you in this town is a lie.”
Liv: “There are zombies in the world, Peyton. And I’m one of them.”
Liv: “I take back every bad thing I ever said about frat boys. These brains are fun as hell!”
Ravi: “If you have sex, Major will become a zombie. That’s not a risk, it’s a certainty.”
Liv: “Love is only a delay of death. Tragedy waiting in the wings.”
Ravi: “Science is a marathon, not a sprint!”
Liv: “Idle brains are the devil’s workshop.”
Johnny : “Climate Change is my safe word.”
Clive : “Don’t bother with the cause of death. I think I got it.”
Angus: “They have the guns, but we have God on our side.”
Major: “Young man, if I’m going to die, I’d rather die knowing you starved.”
Liv: “I’m here to surrender. I’m Renegade.”
Blaine: “You can’t pay the rent with patriotism.”
Liv: “We’re zombies. We don’t need Ocean’s 11 to do this job. We just need the right brains.”
