I Dream of Jeannie Tv Show Quotes
1- “Is this not good master? Tastes like shredded cardboard!”
2- “It’s good to see him do it to someone else for a change”
3- “Whingate took two of those and he was out for eight hours”
4- “There’s something about this house”
5- “Think of something quick cuz Dr. Bellows is coming”
6- “Oh MASTER !!!”
7- “Master I have to make dinner? we will probably die if I have to do it without magic”
8- “It’s snowing on your house.There is an elephant in your living room.He pointed and made it rain.”
9- “I’ve never heard anything more ridiculous in my life, a half an acre!”
10- “Frost bite?….in July?”
11- “snow? in coco beach? in the middle of july?”
12- Dr.Bellows: “I’m sure you have another one of your marvelous explanations, Major Nelson! “
13- “I will not live in a green house! i want the house painted yellow!”
14- Jeannie: Your chances of coming back alive are only vech in vechnachi. Tony: Vech in vechnachi?! Jeannie: That is Persian for 1 in 1000.
15- “I was only trying to help”
16- “I love it. I adore it. I am crazy about it. Bluh!”
17- “We can kill two peacocks with one rubyAbout Dr Bellows…..High Strung? He’s snapped!”
18- “He’s done it to me again”
19- “Major Nelson, why is there an elephant in your bedroom?”
20- “Dr. Bellows saying “Major Nelson if you don’t mind!!!!””
21- “I’m not cracking up”
22- “An electric coffee pot, in the middle of a hurricane”
23- “You found the bottle on the beach and I found the bottle on your coffee table. Fair is fair……I’ll let you keep the coffee table.”
24- “Yes Master”
25- “Its for your own good”
26- “Tony and Jeannie were looking at their wedding video and Jeannie doesn’t appear in the video so he says to her “I guess we really aren’t married” she says yes we are and I have the ring to prove it!”
27- “Master, thou aren’t not dealing with a stupid Genie! You will stay home tonight!Would you rather go for a silly little ride, or Celebrate our Anniversary?What’s a 6 letter word for Rat?M A S T E R”
28 – “Jeannie’s sister prepared dinner for Roger. And as she walks to the table with a dish that she prepared she took the the spoon and fed him he proceeds to say this is is delicious. What is it ? She says to him shredded cardboard”
29- “Another quote from the episode of Who are you calling a genie? When the other doctor told Dr. Bellows about the xrays of the inside of Jeannie’s head was blank. And Dr. Bellows response was do you mean to tell me that that young lady’s head is like a photo copy of my medical certificate and Roger’s response was maybe she looked at your certificate and used her photographic memory”
30 – “On the episode who are you calling a genie. When Jeannie lost her memory and Dr. Bellows and the other Dr. wanted to take x-rays of the inside of Jeannie’s head. And they informed Tony of what they wanted to do. So Major Healey asked Tony what’s wrong with them taking xrays of the inside of Jeannie’s head. So Tony’s response was can you imagine what the inside of a 2000 year old genie’s head look like”
