Discover the top 31 unforgettable Alexis Rose quotes from the hit TV show Schitt’s Creek. Laugh, cry, and relate to the hilarious and heartwarming moments as Alexis navigates her journey of self-discovery. These iconic quotes showcase Alexis’s wit, charm, and unique perspective on life. From her sassy one-liners to her heartfelt revelations, this collection is a must-read for any Schitt’s Creek fan. Get ready to relive the best moments from one of TV’s most beloved characters.
Schitt’s Creek – Alexis Rose Quotes
1- “I walk through life in really nice shoes.” – Alexis Rose
2- “You know what, David, you get murdered first for once.” – Alexis Rose
3- “What now? Do I leave everything behind and move to some random island to be with the love of my life? Because I did that with Harry Styles in England, and it was, like, too rainy.” – Alexis Rose
4- “I’m sorry for not responding to, like, one text, David!” – Alexis Rose
5- “I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I’m funny and smart and charming.” – Alexis Rose
6- “So as Jocelyn said, my name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of mushrooms. Anyway, I think it would be so great if we could just go around the room, and everyone could tell me like, five things about yourself.” – Alexis Rose
7- “Sometimes, a special little lock can come along, that you didn’t think would fit because it didn’t look, or act, like the lock you thought you needed.”
8- “Stop doing that with your face.” – Alexis Rose
9- “Every time I did that with a boyfriend, I’d send him off with someone who like wasn’t a threat. Like, Pippa Middleton or Rihanna.” – Alexis Rose
10- “I totally get that.” – Alexis Rose
11- “Hide your diamonds, hide your exes…I’m a little bit Alexis.” – Alexis Rose
12- “Ew, David!” – Alexis Rose
13- “Feel free to sing along if you know the words.” – Alexis Rose
14- “I don’t skate through life. I walk through life… in really nice shoes.” – Alexis Rose
15- “So this is weird. Today marks the longest relationship I’ve ever voluntarily had with someone. Yeah, the actual longest relationship was a three-month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy.” – Alexis Rose
16- “I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible.” – Alexis Rose
17- “I went on a blind date to Bali with Leo, so I’m pretty sure it’ll be fine.” – Alexis Rose
18- “Fall off a bridge, please.” – Alexis Rose
19- “I’m a Lamborghini, I’m a Hollywood star.” – Alexis Rose
20- “I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time!” – Alexis Rose
21- “My name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of mushrooms.” – Alexis Rose
22- “Yeah, and Adam Levine and I *just* went for bubble tea.” – Alexis Rose
23- “I wasn’t in rehab; I was at rehab, visiting Stavros.” – Alexis Rose
24- “Tell that to me at 21, escaping the Yakuza.” – Alexis Rose
25- “Lick rust.” – Alexis Rose
26- “Just remember: no sudden movements, do not reach for the glove box, and no matter what happens, do not tell them your real name.” – Alexis Rose
27- “I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.’” – Alexis Rose
28- “If there’s one thing I’ve learned, when it comes to love, you can’t let the little things get in your way.” – Alexis Rose
29- “You are being so extra right now.” – Alexis Rose
30- “Nom nom for us, David.” – Alexis Rose
31- “I told myself I would enjoy my own company tonight.” – Alexis Rose
