Looking for the best quotes from The Dukes of Hazzard? Look no further! We’ve handpicked the top 25 quotes from this iconic TV show. From Bo and Luke’s witty banter to Uncle Jesse’s wise words, these quotes are sure to bring back memories and make you laugh. Discover the timeless humor and charm of The Dukes of Hazzard through these unforgettable lines.
The Dukes of Hazzard Tv Show Quotes
Mr. Prickett: “She’s faster than a cheetah on cocaine.
The Balladeer: “When you’re flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B.”
Cooter: “crazzzy cooter coming at ya”
Uncle Jesse: “Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep.”
Enos Strate: “Monkey See, Monkey Do”
Boss Hogg: “After all if a man don’t grow, he dies.”
Rosco P. Coletraine: “There’s a flaw in the slaw.”
Enos: “Possum on a gum bush”
Rosco : “kew, kew, there’s Boss Hogg out in the road. Look out Boss I’m gonna hitchya…oo, oo, I am gonna hitchya!”
Uncle Jesse: “Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather’s clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, “Why don’t you watch where you’re going.” The drunk says, “Why don’t you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.”
Uncle Jesse: “Why are divorces so expensive? ‘Cause they’re *worth* it!”
Luke Duke: “Buckle up, ladies, this might get exciting.”
Bo Duke: “Luke, you manwhore!”
Uncle Jesse: “You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!”
Jimmy: “Get us closer and I’ll shot the son of a b*tch!”
Narrator : “Just the good ole’ boys / Never meanin’ no harm / Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born / Straightenin’ the curves / Flattenin’ the hills / Someday the mountain might get ’em, but the law never will / Makin’ their way the only way they know how / That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow / Just the good ole’ boys / Wouldn’t change if they could / Fightin’ the system like a true-modern day Robin Hood.”
More The Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
- “Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.”
- “I’m gonna tell you something about good ol’ boys, cousin. Means that some day, and some night, we’re gonna get into trouble.”
- “A man can’t shoot straight if his conscience is bent.”
- “Life’s too short to drive slow.”
- “I don’t break the law, I merely test it.”
- “Them Duke boys are at it again!”
- “You can’t outrun the long arm of the law.”
- “I may not always win, but I’m never beaten.”
- “Sometimes, you just gotta take the bull by the horns.”
- “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
