Impractical Jokers Quotes: “Impractical Jokers” is an American comedy reality TV series that premiered on TruTV on December 15, 2011. The show was created by Brian Quinn, James Murray, Sal Vulcano, and Joe Gatto, collectively known as The Tenderloins, who are also the main stars of the series.
The premise of “Impractical Jokers” involves the four lifelong friends (Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr) challenging each other to perform outrageous and embarrassing pranks, also known as “dares” or “challenges,” on unsuspecting members of the public. These pranks are typically set up by the other three Jokers, and the one who is challenged must complete the task without the knowledge of the people involved. If they fail to complete the challenge, they receive a “punishment,” which is often a hilariously embarrassing or uncomfortable situation.
Impractical Jokers Quotes
Q : “I should’ve never mentally undressed you with my eyes. I should’ve never mentally dressed you with my eyes. And I’m sorry about that”
Sal : “In my family gingivitis is a good thing because when there’s gin, invite us”
Murr : “My friends call me a douche. I’m not sure what it is, so I was going to buy it”
Sal : “Would you buy a baby on the black market IF the price was fair?”
Sal :“Grapes are my jam.”
Joe: “Scoopski potatoes.”
Murr : “Keep it stupid simple, it’s simple stupid”
Sal : “Murray just impressed me”
Murr : I have 20/20 vision. They call me Barbra Walters… because of my feminine qualities.”
Q: “That really brings out your tickle me Elmo.”
Sal : “You know why fish don’t play piano? ‘Cause you can’t tune a fish”
Murr : “Can you tell that I’ve never been with a women?”
Q: “The fat man flies at midnight.”
Sal : “You can hang out in the drums a little while longer, but then I’m gonna have to tell you to beat it”
“I’ll tell you what the scariest thing in the world would be, hands down. If a shark could chase you to the shoreline….
Sal : “I hate getting a dead fish handshake, but I love giving them”
