Looking for the best Gob Bluth quotes? Look no further! This collection of 17 hilarious and iconic quotes from the Arrested Development character will have you laughing out loud. From his famous catchphrases to his witty one-liners, Gob Bluth never fails to entertain. Discover the comedic genius of this beloved character with our handpicked selection of the very best quotes. Get ready to relive the hilarity and share the laughter with your friends!
Arrested Development Gob Bluth Quotes
“If I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here.” – Gob Bluth
“I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.” – Gob Bluth
“I’ve made a huge mistake.” – Gob Bluth
“Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.” – Gob Bluth
“Come on!”– Gob Bluth
“it’s called ‘taking advantage.’ it’s what gets you ahead in life.” – Gob Bluth
“i broke a couple of my own rules. She knows i’m gob bluth, and…We got married.” – Gob Bluth
“why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand?” – Gob Bluth
“Well, I’m not the president, so I don’t deserve a fancy phone.” – Gob Bluth
“Yeah, the guy in the $3,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four months. Come on!” – Gob Bluth
“My gut is telling me no… but my gut is also very hungry.” – Gob Bluth
“Michael, I’m your big brother. I’ll never be impressed with you.” – Gob Bluth
“Did you know that “fratello” means “brother” in Italian? Strange I know that. I took four years of Spanish.” – Gob Bluth
“Gilligan killed the skipper … stripper!” – Gob Bluth
“The zero hour, Michael. It’s the end of the line. I’m the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I’m mad about, and I’m taking over.” – Gob Bluth
“Taste the tears, Michael.” – Gob Bluth
“I think we all feel that way about our mothers. And we all have legs.” – Gob Bluth
“This heat just makes me want guac.” – Gob Bluth
“A horde. That’s the minimum. They don’t come in anything less than a horde.” – Gob Bluth
