Looking for the best Howard Wolowitz quotes? Look no further! Discover the top 18 quotes from the hilarious and lovable character from The Big Bang Theory. From his witty one-liners to his iconic catchphrases, Howard Wolowitz never fails to bring the laughs. Whether you’re a fan of the show or just in need of a good chuckle, these quotes are sure to brighten your day. Get ready to dive into the world of Howard Wolowitz and his unforgettable lines!
Big Bang Theory Howard Wolowitz Quotes
“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Just because you have that accent doesn’t mean what you say isn’t stupid.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Look who’s here to put the Jew in jewelry night.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Whaddup Science Bitches” – Howard Wolowitz
“If it’s ‘creepy’ to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine. I’m ‘creepy.’ – Howard Wolowitz
“And, space beats water.” – Howard Wolowitz
“There’s the problem. You can’t beat Hawking like that. He hates to lose. Everyone knows the guy’s a big baby. I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.” – Howard Wolowitz
“You got her to have sex with you . Obviously your superpower is Brainwashing” – Howard Wolowitz
‘i just always thought that when i settled down into a relationship it would be with someone, you know, different… More like megan fox from transformers’ – Howard Wolowitz
“Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms- or hits you with the pepper spray.” – Howard Wolowitz
“That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.” – Howard Wolowitz
“Look what you created here its like Nerdvana” – Howard Wolowitz
‘you know, it’s not unheard of for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship’ – Howard Wolowitz
“Let’s go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.” – Howard Wolowitz
“I’m a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.” – Howard Wolowitz
‘i dream to once again kiss your lips, sweet bernadette! Sincerely yours, howard wolowitz’ – Howard Wolowitz
‘If i didn’t have you, life would be blue, i’d be dr. Who without the tardis’ – Howard Wolowitz
‘i’m your idiot foreverrrrrrr’ – Howard Wolowitz
