Discover 18 unforgettable Joey Tribbiani quotes from the hit TV show Friends. From his iconic catchphrases to his hilarious one-liners, Joey’s wit and charm will leave you in stitches. Relive the best moments from the beloved character and get ready to laugh out loud. Whether you’re a die-hard Friends fan or new to the series, these quotes are sure to bring back memories and remind you why Joey Tribbiani is one of the most beloved characters in television history.
Joey Tribbiani Quotes
1- “How you doin?” – Joey Tribbiani
2- “Paper! Snow! A Ghost!” – Joey Tribbiani
3- “Joey doesn’t share food.” – Joey Tribbiani
4- “I swear to god, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!” – Joey Tribbiani
5- “Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
6- “Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.” – Joey Tribbiani
7- “Nice try. See the Netherlands is this make-believe place, where Peter pan and Tinkerbell come from.” – Joey Tribbiani
8- “Raspberries. More ladyfingers.…Custard? Good! Jam ? Good. Meat? Goooood!” – Joey Tribbiani
9- “If he doesn’t like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
10- “Bert! Bert! Bert!” – Joey Tribbiani
11- “You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!” – Joey Tribbiani
12- “Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!” – Joey Tribbiani
13- “Here come the meat sweats…” – Joey Tribbiani
14- “We can stay up late talking, and watching movies. And you know about naked Thursdays, right?” – Joey Tribbiani
15- “Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.” – Joey Tribbiani
16- “Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
17- “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani
18- “These are just feelings. They’ll go away.” – Joey Tribbiani
