Looking for the best Lucille Bluth quotes from Arrested Development? Look no further! This collection features the top 18 quotes from the iconic character, Lucille Bluth. From her sharp wit to her hilarious one-liners, Lucille’s humor is sure to leave you laughing. Discover her most memorable lines and relive the hilarity of Arrested Development with these handpicked quotes. Get ready to dive into the world of Lucille Bluth and her comedic genius!
Lucille Bluth Quotes from
“I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.” -Lucille Bluth
“Everyone’s laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.” -Lucille Bluth
“If I still had money, I’d buy a Klimpy’s just to burn it to the ground.” -Lucille Bluth
“It’s probably because a seal bit off his hand. The army has taken to giving medals for being food.” -Lucille Bluth
“I want to cry so badly, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.” -Lucille Bluth
“she’s not real. She was made in a cup. Like soup. $130,000 cup of soup.” -Lucille Bluth
“don’t worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you.” -Lucille Bluth
“You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.” -Lucille Bluth
“I know you’re awake. Faker!” -Lucille Bluth
“Someone broke in again! The liquor is gone! All of it. Gone!” -Lucille Bluth
“I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism…sometimes a diet is the best defense.” -Lucille Bluth
“Hola. Is Rosa still alive? No? Hmm… Okay, this is not my day.” -Lucille Bluth
“Oh, you’re so brilliant. Let’s see you find it.” -Lucille Bluth
“I happen to be a more caring mother than most.” -Lucille Bluth
“They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.” -Lucille Bluth
“I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.” -Lucille Bluth
