Discover the top 21 iconic quotes from the hit TV series “Boston Legal.” Dive into the witty and thought-provoking dialogue that captivated audiences. From humorous one-liners to profound insights on law and morality, these quotes are sure to entertain and inspire. Join the unforgettable characters of “Boston Legal” as they navigate the complexities of the legal world with charm, intelligence, and a touch of absurdity. Experience the brilliance of this acclaimed series through its unforgettable lines.
Boston Legal Tv Show Quotes
1- Denny Crane: “I once captained my own spaceship!”
2- Denny Crane: “Denny Crane, Reasonable Doubt for a reasonable fee.”
3- Denny Crane: “Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here.”
4- Denny Crane: “I have an erection. That’s a good sign. I’m ready to go to trial. Lock and load.”
5- Alan Shore: “Hate to extort and run.”
6- Alan Shore: “I demand only one thing in a relationship that I remain utterly alone.”
7- Denny Crane: “When a beautiful woman says, ‘get me off’, you ‘get her off’, Shirley, it’s as simple as that.”
8- Denny Crane: “This isn’t meaningful; practicing law and drinking scotch at 9 o’clock in the morning. Well, ok, maybe the scotch is meaningful.”
9- Denny Crane: “The dwarf fainted.”
10- Denny Crane: “We’re carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.”
11- Denny Crane: “Most of the Cranes in my family were flamingos.”
12- Denny Crane: “I’ve often found that it’s the chubby girls who offend most easily.”
13- Denny Crane: “I have nothing against marriage. I’ve done it five times.”
14- Brad: “Shock and awe, boys, shock and awe.”
15- Denny Crane: “Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There’s nothing there.”
16- Alan Shore : “Why is that so important to everyone, maintaining integrity?”
17- Alan Shore: “There’s a reason Shakespeare and many after him said ‘First kill all the lawyers.’ They’re talking about people like me, Jerry, not you.”
18- Alan Shore : “I’m a man of principle–or not–whatever the situation calls for.”
19- Denny Crane: “Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I’d promised to marry in exchange for sex … actually, I do.”
20- Alan Shore: “I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile”
21- Alan Shore: “Everyone here is named Denny Crane. These are just the ones within driving distance, of course, since airplane travel is not an option.”
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