Discover the best 22 Dr. Spaceman quotes that will leave you in stitches. From the hilarious mind of 30 Rock’s eccentric character, Dr. Spaceman, these quotes are sure to brighten your day. Dive into the zany world of Dr. Spaceman as he delivers his unique blend of wit, absurdity, and medical advice. Whether you’re a fan of the show or simply looking for a good laugh, these quotes are a must-read. Get ready to chuckle and enjoy the comedic genius of Dr. Spaceman!
30 Rock Dr. Spaceman Quotes
1- “When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth” – Dr. Spaceman
2- “I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.” – Dr. Spaceman
3- “Well that’s redundant. All pregnancies are hysterical. They’re started by penises.” – Dr. Spaceman
4- “I’ve always said Humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight” – Dr. Spaceman
5- “I’d love to but we have no way of know where the hearth is.” – Dr. Spaceman
6- “Sounds like you could use some R&R…rum and Ritalin.” – Dr. Spaceman
7- “My techniques guarantee male orgasm.” – Dr. Spaceman
8- “Hi, I’m nazis doctor Leo spaceman… no, I want them to know!” – Dr. Spaceman
9- “Medicine isn’t a science.” – Dr. Spaceman
10- “Science is whatever we want it to be” – Dr. Spaceman
11- “Your blood tastes like root beer” – Dr. Spaceman
12- “Good morning! Now, full disclosure: most of my experience is putting babies IN women.” – Dr. Spaceman
13- “If a patient’s friend runs into the operating room and yells at you, you have to stop. It’s the Doctor’s Code.” – Dr. Spaceman
14- “Tracy, I’m not sure how to say this. You have… die-a-bet-ees?” “Diabetes?” “Thank you.” – Dr. Spaceman
15- “You want this shot? You’ll need to dance for it.” – Dr. Spaceman
16- “Not my favourite part of the medical profession… my favourite is attending executions” – Dr. Spaceman
17- “You know- if those teeth were in your vagina you’d be considered a monster.” – Dr. Spaceman
18- “I should warn you, general anaesthesia can be hallucinogenic…so I highly recommend it.” – Dr. Spaceman
19- “We have no way to find out where the heart actually is” – Dr. Spaceman
20- “Opposite! Opposite! Opposite!” – Dr. Spaceman
21- “Science is… Whatever we want it to be” – Dr. Spaceman
22- “If a patient’s friend runs into the operating room and yells at you, you have to stop. It’s the Doctor’s Code.” – Dr. Spaceman
